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The Revenge of Bholonath Through the Jungles I am went,
On shooting Tiger, I am bent,
Bugger Tiger, has slaughtered wife,
No doubt I am to revenge poor darlings life.
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches,
But Im not scared of those sons of beeches,
Should tiger appear, I will let loose rifle,
Never more with wives will tiger trifle. Clutching gun with eyes to sight,
Am diligently moving left to right,
But sudden noise, throw wind to caution,
in the bushes I make motion. One half mile far I stop near cave,
And tell to self, Bholonath be brave!
For death or honour you must prepare,
As for nonsense smell this is tiger's lair. Like Jim Corbett behind rocks I wait,
And call to tiger, I think just like his mate,
But my effort no doubt is not much good,
As one buffalo showing red eyes in front side stood. Buffalo soon leaves and am casting stones,
Meanwhile visualizing tiger crunching my bones,
Stomach is uneasy and my head is sway,
I think will shoot tiger one other day. Turning round I am going to go,
When tiger from backside is give one bloody roar,
He is moving over ground like shooting star,
I commend my soul to Kali-Ma. Through the jungles I am went,
With monstrous tiger hot on scent,
Telling to self Never my life
I will risk again for that **** fool wife!
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The funniest of funnies!!!!
Written by marcellehenderson on 2006-09-14 19:44:34
Razza
This is hilarious!!!! loved it to bits!!! cant stop laughing!!! 
Cheers
Marcelle.
| Veera Ann Li
Written by Guest on 2006-06-10 08:25:47
This is simply hilarious! Laughed till the tears kept streaming!
Unknown author - you are the best - do write some more. | Veera Ann Li
Written by Guest on 2006-06-10 08:24:44
This is simply hilarious! Laughed till the tears kept streaming!
Unknown author - you are the best - do write some more. | The Revenge of Gajanath
Written by Guest on 2006-05-21 03:44:51
Funny ways to make motion before hunting. The right way to do it, to not feel embarassed in front of wife. | Written by gavin on 2006-05-12 04:48:29
Too good Raoul... you really come out with some good ones... Keep them coming... | Bravo !
Written by monique on 2006-05-12 03:28:34
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.....hilariiouss |
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