MANY,MANY YEARS AGO,WHEN I WAS TWENTY THREE,I GOT MARRIED TO A WIDOW,PRETTY AS COULD BE......THIS WIDOW HAD A GROWN-UP DAUGHTER,WITH FLOWING HAIR OF RED.MY FATHER FELL IN LOVE WITH HER,AND SOON THE TWO WERE WED......THIS MADE MY DAD MY SON-IN-LAW,AND CHANGED MY VERY LIFE. NOW MY DAUGHTER WAS MY MOTHER,FOR SHE WAS MY FATHER`S WIFE....TO COMPLICATE THE MATTERS WORSE,ALTHOUGH IT BROUGHT ME JOY,I SOON BECAME THE FATHER OF A BOUNCING BABY BOY.....MY LITTLE BABY THEN BECAME A BROTHER-IN-LAW TO DAD. AND SO BECAME MY UNCLE,THOUGH IT MADE ME VERY SAD......FOR IF HE WAS MY UNCLE,THEN THAT ALSO MADE HIM MY BROTHER TOO,TO THE WIDOW`S GROWN UP DAUGHTER,WHO OF COURSE WAS NOW MY STEP-MOTHER EWWWWE......FATHER`S WIFE THEN HAD A SON WHO KEPT THEM ON THE RUN AND HE BECAME MY GRANDSON,FOR HE WAS MY DAUGHTER`S SON......MY WIFE IS NOW MY MOTHER`S MOTHER AND IT MAKES ME VERY BLUE,BECAUSE ALTHOUGH SHE IS MY WIFE,SHE IS MY GRANDMOTHER TOO.....IF MY WIFE IS MY GRANDMOTHER THEN I AM HER GRANDCHILD,AND EVERY TIME I THINK OF IT,IT SIMPLY DRIVES ME WILD......FOR NOW I HAVE BECOME THE STRANGEST CASE YOU EVER SAW,AS THE HUSBAND OF MY GRANDMOTHER,"I AM MY OWN GRANDPA!
ANGLO INDIAN HALLOWEEN DANCE : MUMBAI October 29, 2008 (6:00 pm - 10:30 pm) (Dances) October 29th, 2008.
Venue : Christ Church School
Clare Road , Byculla ,
Bombay 400008
India
Start Time : 6pm - 10pm
Dance the night away to some great music.
work October 13, 2008 (6:15 am - 11:59 pm) (General) pickup at 25,Sutton Hall Road
August 15th HOCKEY MATCH August 15, 2008 (8:00 am - 11:59 pm) (Anglo Events) INDEPENDENCE DAY ANGLO-INDIAN HOCKEY MATCH
Old Bedeans - Melbourne General Meeting February 24, 2008 (2:00 pm - 4:00 pm) (General) General meeting to discuss planning of functions for the rest of the year.
Love Without Borders February 9 (6:00 pm) - February 10 (1:00 am), 2008 (Dances) Join us for an exquisite evening of dinner and dance.
Live Music by 'Blind Fold Test' And DJ Darin
Formal Attire
Door Prizes and others
Early Bird Tickets $35 per person
(Cash Bar)
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