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Contributed by Raoul.
Way back in the early 1980's in St.Thomas Mount in madras we young boys would sit outside Mr.Xaviers
house and listen to his tall stories of his days in Railways during the Years of Partition and Anglo Indian
evacuation from Burma.

Here is one of those tall stories.

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Walking Walking, Suddenly I heard one noise in Bushes sanna,Looked nicely there he
was men,Solid bugger son, Big black Rhino. Now what to do? I told the people dont
worry just say prays and I started running men. Running running the rhino was
chasing me at last I saw one tall tree with a big trunk quickly I climed the tree to
one six feet,Bloody rhino came smashed its head into the tree trunk his bloody horn
and all came of out the other side, Quickly I got down from the tree took one big
nut out of my pocket and screwed of the rhino's horn to the tree. Then went back to
the people all were Sai,thank you men and all. I just told keep walking.

Walking Walking sanna, on the tracks only suddenly the crowd started shouting men.
Looked behind me bloody hell another tiger sanna running on the track only, all the
people seperated men Bugger came straight for me men so I also started running,
Running running men nearly 4 kms on the tracks suddenly I came to one crossing son,
quickly I changed the points,Tiger buggered off on one line and I went on the other.
again people were very happy. I just told them Keep walking, told my wife dont worry
chile we'll al go Madras.Just walk.

Again Walking Walking son, now also night time, very dark so we made camp on the
tracks.Nearby was one small hillock, Suddenly sanna, Bundoo's son Bulla saw two
pairs green eyes about one four foot from each other on the hillock.I carried the
petromax and looked men, Bloody hell one Black Panther and one lion, now what to do
now if we sleep off means finished, and I had only one bullet in my gun but two
buggers men,then I got one Idea men,I told Bulla to stand and hold my knife above
his head and took out my gun,loaded and fired off men. Correctly the bloody bullet
hit the knife blade and split in two sanna,one half killed the panther the other
half the lion.

Next day itself we reached Delhi men, 24 hrs we walked from Burma to Delhi son.

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TIGER, TIGER BURNING BRIGHT!!! Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-04 10:06:27 This is another tall yarn, my dad was on shikar in Madhya Pradesh. "Budda boy, there I was all alone in the deep dark jungle....then I see the yellow eyes of the tiger.... I put my rifle to my shoulder and squeezed the trigger... bledy gun misfired and the bagh was on me...."    I all goggle eyed - What happened then pa?    Nothing budda, I just shoved my hand down his bledy throat right upto his tail and pulled that bugger tiger inside out!!!

LOVED IT!! Written by marcellehenderson on 2006-09-14 19:59:38 Mr.Xaviers reminds me of my dad!! thanks Razz u are really gifted!!

Gotta to tell in my own AI way Written by Guest on 2006-06-05 15:44:20 Raoul, this was good - its AI no doubt but I believe its a bit retrospective in nature as not many kids thesedays would believe it. However I enjoyed it - very thoughful of you to feature such stuff.    Regards,    Stafford.

24 hours from Burma to India Written by tarini on 2006-05-22 05:13:49 ...well sunna, u & the rest made it in one piece....i justloved it....!!as for those names/expressions, "Bundoo's son Bulla", 'Bugger' 'Sai','Chombu' they were too good!!    Yeh Dil Maanage MORE!!!! AHA!!!

Written by Guest on 2006-04-01 20:05:55 I think JUMANJI was dubbed from this Story, reallly coooooooool men !  Regards    Hillary Nicholas.

advitya Written by Guest on 2006-03-18 07:29:23 having grown up with anglos i must say this story comes close to the ones i have heard as a kid..good stuff..sai cousin ,keep it up men..wata bloody solid story that was.il tell aunty patty in puriwalkam about it..

Monique Written by Guest on 2006-03-17 05:45:26 This is simply hilarious! hahahahaha..

lol Written by Guest on 2006-03-03 16:11:12 hey much or should i say raoul. that was hilarious. sounds like some of those anecdotes you used to tell me as a kid.ha ha remember the crab story, thats one you should share.lol

Lynette Written by Guest on 2006-03-03 08:35:01 Truly awesome! hahahaha Thanks for the laughs!

Written by Guest on 2006-03-01 12:10:33 Thats so funny.thanks be, that there are still people around that could recall these fantastic jems of our culture -- more please   E.I

Sweet! Written by conradical on 2006-03-01 08:25:44 That's pretty hilarious. I guess, we've all had an Xavier while growing up. Most importantly, I wonder if we'd be an Xavier when we grow old... hmmmmm

Written by Guest on 2006-02-28 08:05:36 Absolutely hysterical. I laughed till my sides ached!  Regards,  Glenn Bradbury  email:

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