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ü The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

ü      To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

ü      The road to success........ Is always under construction.

ü      Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

ü      In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

ü      All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

ü      Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

ü      Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... Which never works.

ü      If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

ü      You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

ü      Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

ü      42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

ü      As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.

ü      He, who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

ü      If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is still late.

ü      Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold some where else at a cheaper rate.

ü      When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

ü      If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.

ü      Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

ü      You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

ü      After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

ü      If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

ü      The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

ü      Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

ü      Falling Down is not Failure, Staying Down is.

ü      Every Saint Has A Past And Every Sinner A Future