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 ü      Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

ü      On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

ü      On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business"

ü      At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

ü      On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

ü      On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber...”

ü      On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."

ü      At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."

ü      On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

ü      At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

ü      On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

ü      In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

ü      On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

ü      At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

ü      On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

ü      On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

ü      At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

ü      Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary We hear you coming."

ü      In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

ü      At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."