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Written by christabel on 2007-07-31 09:18:10 heh anyone knows any anglos who live in newyork |
Written by angusrouse on 2006-10-03 10:10:55 My name is Angus Rouse. "EDITED FOUL LANGUAGE" just cannot pronounce this Scottish name. Here are some corruptions of my name: Angel Angle Angel Rose Anguf (this was printed on something I ordered over the phone..inspite of me actually spelling my name to the operator) Axl Rose (I kinda like that one ) Once I had an Irishman spell my name as Aonghas - which is the way it is spelt in Ireland (the traditional Gaelic spelling) |
Feelings are mutual Written by gavin on 2006-09-21 04:45:08 Hey Craig!!! We share the same surnames, so I know how it is welcome aboard!!! |
Cracked names Written by craigppereira on 2006-09-20 15:21:06 My name, Craig Pereira... ended up as Crack, Craze, Crage, Greg. Last name was easier I guess: Perriya erra (big prawn?), Pereeera, Pirira... The Election Commission Card takes the cake.. My name was apparently transcribed into Tamil then recreated in English as ONE word... Kainajipirira |
what a name Written by bri_ann on 2006-09-14 05:26:53 H y name is Brian Suares and my name in India WAS !!!! Brain Squares : Biriyani Squash !!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats to name a few what a mess the buggers made of my name but Brain saab took thecake !!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha But our guys called me breeze (wonder if it was the wind )the galls briano ha ha But the dingos (didnt go no where)Briien Ha that was the limit Cheers all me friends
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Hey Jude Written by Alien on 2006-09-14 02:37:21 I used my middle name 'Jude'when i was with the IT industry...How hard can that be right? Judy Judo Jute Zude Jade Judith Gude |
My name is NOT Vendi Reddy Written by wendymary on 2006-09-08 01:27:09 I'm a teacher and didn't know there were so many variations to a simple name like Wendy Reid( SIMBLE?? read on.) I've been called Reddy Teacher. Windy Miss (!) Windai Vendi Reddy Red Ma'am (? ) I've never been called by my actual name,even by priests and colleagues.( except the Anglos, naturally.) So you see my name has been not only been murdered but diced, cubed, chewed and spat out. I've always laughed about this and you have given me the opportunity to share this with others. Thanks Wendy |
My name is NOT Vendi Reddy Written by wendymary on 2006-09-08 01:19:09 I'm a teacher and didn't know there were so many variations to a simple name like Wendy Reid( SIMBLE?? read on.) I've been called Reddy Teacher. Windy Miss (!) Windai Vendi Reddy Red Ma'am (? ) I've never been called by my actual name,even by priests and colleagues.( except the Anglos, naturally.) So you see my name has been not only been murdered but diced, cubed, chewed and spat out. I've always laughed about this and you have given me the opportunity to share this with others. Thanks Wendy |
No Joking Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-07 11:16:14 People sometimes confused my name calling me winston n then i have to remind them that its Vincent not Winston. |
Eddie (A.D) Written by eddieq on 2006-09-05 20:41:05 This is a true story------------ Years Ago!!!!!!!!! I used to work in Hotel in Calcutta. One evening a Guest (Sardaji) who was making small talk with me at the “Front Desk” asked me my name so I said “Eddie” he contemplated for a minute or two and then asked me was I born after the death of a child in the family to which I answered in the affirmative. I was astonished that he can enlighten me on my family history from a name. So I encourage him to tell me more about my past and future and I am all thrilled by now with this skilled “Fortune Teller” in front of me, so I ask him “how do you know that I was born after the death of a child in the family” to which he replied with a straight face and without airs, down to earth attitude---- “your parents have named you AD so that is how I guessed After Death”.
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the name........ Written by kriss on 2006-09-05 11:52:48 very often i'm called 'JANET' instead of JANICE |
con raj???? Written by jeffjam on 2006-09-05 04:04:30 conrad.... remember someone used to call u that? i cant quite remember who but it was hilarious what about Arron being called Arun? |
monique Written by jeffjam on 2006-09-05 03:58:46 hey monica did anyone ever call u Maaaaaanikam ???? hehehehehe |
my name is .... but Written by jeffjam on 2006-09-05 03:57:10 Firstly all my three names have been murdered to hell, resurrected and buried again!!!!!!!! Geoffrey godfrey gaufrey jaffar ( on the phone) josephine (i really hate that one) goofy ( most recently with an arab over the phone). Fosberry (Last name). Frosberry Frisbee ?????? fast bury what berry ? ( by the same arab thought i was goofy !!!!) and finally my all time best is : Forgery ........ well what can i say? hehehehehehe
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Phebe !!! Written by monique on 2006-09-01 05:08:36 I remember Vamsi used to 'caal' you "paybee". hee hee hee |
Howdy, names Phebeian..... (pron:fabian) Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 03:36:52 but ive got.... baby-ann faab-yen pee-bee dutty ( u know who u are who call me that ) and the most common.... XAVIER !!!!!!!! so now when i say my name to locals or buggers in chennai its JOHNSON !! khallas !! |
My name is Written by painbones on 2006-08-30 10:29:50 Ohh i did forget, a few others i have been called Shaneiee, Shaneiee poo, Shanuu, Shanena Boy, Shane the Pain, Shane Pain Kaka Drain (my Cuz's call me this) |
My Name Fiona Gonsalvez Written by buzzfiona on 2006-08-30 09:45:13 I never could imagine my name could have so many variations but apparently it did Once at the Doctor's Appointment they called for me several times and as usual I never answered because they kept calling PEEYAAHNA and PEEYAAHNO and then when we ended up being only 2 in the room the nurse screams at me saying "I called it out a thousand times-Where were you-Sorry your appointment is cancelled -poor me Feena,Philipina and Fone akka was another but the best spelling of my name was Pheoina and Fiano so i had to explain it to them saying FIONA- O-Munnala -meaning-O in the front and A pinnala- A at the back Finally my British boss just christened me with Fi-*phew* Gonsalvez was Go-sell-your-vase-Jeez Konsul Konsa sometimes they din make and attempt so it was good
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My Name is ...My Name is ... Written by Browneyedgirl on 2006-08-30 08:49:41 When i was in School everyone called me Blaunche'( pronounced with the french accent) some people call me Blaine-ch (most americans) Some stress on the "E" and call me Blancheeeeeeeeeeeeeee...GOSH The "E" is silent. |
My name is Gillian but... Written by g3a3n3n3 on 2006-08-30 04:08:27 I've been called G G'ann G'lax (Raoul will remember this Gix Gill Gillu girl Gill Bill Gilligan
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My name is Christine But............. Written by chutneymary on 2006-08-29 18:02:28 I have been called all sorts, Khishteen baba, Kurshtin, my ayah used to call me Kissteen baby. I have since forgiven them all. |
not to forget my second name... Written by ashwynfernandes on 2006-08-29 05:21:07 and oh... my second name's Paul that became paal over time (milk in tamil) so i very conveniently dropped it... My uncle used to recite this lil' poem everytime he visited us... Ashwyn Paul, Goodravaal (Horse's tail), Sitting on the Church wall, Playin' with his rubber ball!!! Phew... TG... it wasn't any other ball...  |
Its Vincent Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-29 05:09:23 Anglo friends are familiar with ma name. It was the problem with tamilians pronouncing my name as Wilson or winsendu according to my tamil master in Loyola. C'mon now. Its Vince or Vincent for Christ's sake. |
Try an ethnic name with an "Anglo" twi Written by ashwynfernandes on 2006-08-29 05:08:53 Try an ethnic name with an "Anglo" twist... Yeah... That's me... My name's Ashwyn pronounced ash-win most of the time i get called ush-win, ass-win, us-win Thank god I had "anglo" teachers in school (who appreciated my mom's "genius" ) so my name wasn't murdered to hell... and oh... my wife's name Bridget is most often pronounced bridg-it!!! (by anglo's and non-anglos alike)
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It is winston and kurt Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-29 05:00:21 i had to go from 1st name to 2nd name... 1st name as follows: winistin winistorn winson winton....... and this was way out wansang ..... Then it was Kurt in office, Curd kurd kurut kurup kut and while introducing my name , trying saying "my name is Kurt" ........ that "is kurt" will sound as SKIRT..... talk about identity ........ |
I'm Nora and not Noora Written by Nora on 2006-08-29 03:47:09 Having lived in Qatar since 1979 I'm quite used to people call me Noora. Some even think I'm a Muslim and to crown it all - an Arab because of my Mediterranean appearance. At first it was quite annoying, but as time went by I began to accept it. Some non-Arabs pronounce my name as Nawra, oops! what can I say? Whether it's Noora, Nawra, Norah or Nora, the meaning is the same - LIGHT, as in the light given by the sun or by a burning candle. |
My name is... Written by gavin on 2006-08-29 03:14:36 Gavin... In the electoral rolls/ration card it was spelt as Govan, was called as Kayvan by my tamil teacher in school. Not much of choices though given the name I had. I like it when people call me Gav... Cheers |
hehehehhehaehah Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-29 03:09:49 Kamraaj & Bruce Narayaaana are Bruuuuuutaaalll... Cracked up laughing... |
My name - Alison Written by al_pereira on 2006-08-29 03:01:11 I got Aiyson (my ayah), Aaleeson, Assin, Alsin, to my friends - Alibaba, Ali, Al. But most of the time when people ask me whats my name and i say "Alison", they all go Oooh "Alice eh?", the name I HATE the most (and this was before the remix of Alice was made) My dot's name is the best - " KRISTEN" u should hear people call her (even the Anglos) - some of them act as if "I" had got her name wrong. The famous ones are Christian and Crystal (for this i have to stress on the "n not l" in the name)others are Christine, Christina and Krispin. |
My name... Written by dHb on 2006-08-28 22:47:49 diesel, pencil, bencil, for Denzil |
No, my name is Written by frannoel on 2006-08-28 22:43:42 This is going to be fun!!! I've had some pearl-ers!!! Nol; Nole; Noyal; Noyel; Nowel/Nowell; NoiHell; Naiyell; Nile....and the list goes on and on and on... As for the Francis bit...Branches, Pranjis; Piranjis (piranha???) You get the drift? |
Come on it's Wayne.... Written by wrebeiro on 2006-08-28 19:49:50 Lets see...I've been called... " vin" "vain" (all the anglos called me that) "vain..eee" "wayy in" "win" "vain nu" (all the aya's) Oh man and the worst of all "vainu gopal".... |
[B]Its Marcelle pronounced Marcel[/B] Written by marcellehenderson on 2006-08-28 18:08:29 WhenI lived in Delhi, I hated my name, I used to ask Mum, couldnt you name me Mala, Mita, Meera!! My hindi teacher at school used to call me Master, friends would say Masala or Masalee and the last and most hated one was "Marshal" and add on "Tito" to make it worse!!!!!! |
No my name is... Written by DaveDan on 2006-08-28 15:58:26 with my name David,it was only the non-anglos who mispronounced it..Daoud(muslims), Daveed (all other indians) and Dabeed (Mexicans) ...my Dad's first name is Francis but most Indians called him Prancees ..my little bro's name is Roger, but the servants called him 'Raja'...in fact on one of the feast days in St Thomas's Mount each year when all the beggars would come house to house begging for alms, Roger would be playing is the front yard and they would call out to him "Raja,Raja,paisa kudu Raja"...my bro was quite young at the time and he would run into the house terrified and ask Mum and Dad how was it that the beggars knew his name... |
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-28 12:04:54 That is probably because Anglos pronounce Annette as "An..nit" not Ann...net like we pronouce it here in the States. So any name ending in "ette" will always be "it". |
It's Lynette damit! Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-28 10:30:52 Man, even the anglos mis-pronounce my name. They call me Linit! Annoying as hell! So, you can imagine the Madrasis: - Lie-nettie (most common) - Lintee - Lynettie |
often called Written by kriss on 2006-08-28 09:59:06 the postman asked me if i knew anyone by name "JANSIE ROSARY" when i realised that he was looking for me janice rozario |
No, my name is... Written by Alison on 2006-08-28 09:34:37 At school, I had this teacher who had a sinus problem so he spoke thru his nose, he used to pronounce my name as...... "Ay..Listen." so everyone used to turn thinkin he was tellin all of us to listen!!!! |
brucelee Written by brujay on 2006-08-28 09:08:30 bruce without lee is really hard for some ppl... ...evrytime i intro my name to others esp tamilians i have to mention brucelee "OH BRUCELEE" |
And the last one.. Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 09:01:49 That I can remember atleast... was "Kanard" at the last place I worked before moving to Atlanta. I'm glad it wasn't Gonad hahaha |
I was also called Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 09:00:41 Concorde... not sure where but it was at a place I worked for a while. |
Kamraj?? Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-28 08:53:28 Conrad.....that's hilarious! |
people call me.... Written by painbones on 2006-08-28 08:51:02 Lets see, when i lived in Delhi, peopl called me Shan, instead of Shane, Rod riii quesss for my last name, in Madras, people called me OOShane lol, dont know where they got the OO in front of my name. They never could pronounce my last name. In the US, well people call me Sean, Shawn its simple you would think they know how to say Shane, i was in Chatanooga TN and they called me Shine. Shane is not that hard of a name to say, its easy. there is a Song and a movie . Shane, Come back Shane, Shane or you can say Shane, Shane, Shane. |
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-28 08:15:24 that would be 1978..smiley cool man showed up as eight |
No, my name is.... Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-28 08:12:29 Headmistress of St. Dominic's, Sr. Valerie, (returned to England '7 always called me since 1st standard..."Char..Lot" heavy accent on the R... Here in the states..Mexicans say my name as "cha..lit"!! |
so thats why Written by brujay on 2006-08-28 07:54:14 ive changed my name from bruce jude to "brujay" as in vijay narayana......hahahaha |
hahaha Written by monique on 2006-08-28 07:46:45 Oh yeah ! I remember Vadivel calls me Manikam..hehehehe.See people like to call me everything else but by my real name. But still Narayana not only takes the cake but as Conrad said it takes the whole bakery..hahahahahahaha |
@ monique Written by brujay on 2006-08-28 07:42:06 infact vadivel (dads friend) still asks abt you....hows manikam |
Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 10:34:22 hahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This takes the bakery! it happened to me once dont know exactly where but.... bruce narayana If you don't know Bruce, his last name is "Noronha" |
Hey Con ! Written by monique on 2006-08-28 07:26:48 Btw your name variants are really funny...lolololol...So now you have a Muslim name and Hindu name? hahahaha.. This is gonna be fun too.. |
hahahaa Written by brujay on 2006-08-28 07:25:51 it happened to me once dont know exactly where but.... bruce narayana |
My Name Variants.. Written by monique on 2006-08-28 07:22:41 My teacher's used to call me" Menaka". I donno what they were thinking of me at that time. Then they also pronounced by name as " Mounika" Some just stretched my name a lot and called me " Moneeeeka" And I must say some of my fren's tease me as " Manickam" one of them who still do that will be painbones. |
Another time... Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 07:12:44 At a photo studio, waitig for my name to be called.. I heard a "Mr. Khan" being repeatedly shouted out, with no reply, they announced the full name "Mr. Khan Raj".. i knew that instant, it was me, again... |
I have a lot! Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 07:11:20 Okay so my name is "Conrad" and I got a lot of variations. Once a cop stopped me on the road, apparently to check for my license and asked me my name, so I said "Conrad" and he goes ... enaa..? "Kamraj aa? |