So, I was thinking of something fun to do on Pepperwater and thought that this might be amusing. "You might be Anglo" is basically listing out Anglo-Indian characteristics. Like, for ex: You might be Anglo if... (enter characteristic that's almost unique to Anglos).
I added the first one and will add more as I think of some, have fun, keep it clean and making fun of ourselves is okay! Just click the "Write Comment". You must be logged in to add to "You might be Anglo"
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You might be an Anglo....
Written by donherft on 2008-09-25 11:12:46
I love this section...
Its unique AND you need to be an Anglo to understand what is being said...
Don
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You ARE Anglo if....
Written by fabian on 2008-07-13 23:20:35
You confirm your children's gender by adding 'boy' or 'girl' to the names you address them by. eg., my Abby-boy or my Debbie-girl.
Your name's Christopher and they call you Kittu...
You refer to milk and chicken as 'dudu' and 'bobo'...
Your little one only eats "Chochee" for lunch and dinner...
Jim reeves was the only recorded voice you listened to in the first 2-3 years of your life, followed by Englebert, Connie Francis and Skeeter Davis over the next 10 years.
Mommy makes roast or cutlets for the journey.
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you've got to be an anglo if
Written by prisy on 2008-07-10 11:38:00
by chance you are watching the tamil channel and your parents shout out " what bloody pariah channels these are watching". LOL - |
You have to be ANGLO if...
Written by moontan on 2008-07-07 22:06:11
..you know how to 'Rap someone on their tonsils and box their eardrums".. |
Housey
Written by dianavieyra on 2008-07-06 05:50:09
Kelly's Eye - #1
What babies Do - #2
ALL BY ITS SELF #3
Knock on the door - #4
Punjab Mail - #5
Pick up Sticks - #6
Lucky 7
1 fat major - #8
doctors orders # 9
downing street 10
legs 11
1 dozen 12
unlucky 13
not so tender 1&4 14
1&5 15
sweet 16
not so sweet 17
marriagable age 18
last of the teens 19
duck & an egg 20.... |
You've JUST GOT TO BE Anglo if....
Written by Fabian on 2008-06-25 05:28:00
1) You're on the bus and the conductor shouts "Austin Town! Australia!" just to be funny, and it all sounds the same to you.
2)You insist you had bloody idlis and 'doll curry' for breakfast
3)You long for 'oppers and trotters for Sunday breakfast
4) Any old celt with more grey hair and less teeth than mommmy is to be called Nana.
5) Anyone who isn't Anglo is an Indian.
6) Directions to reach your house go something like this: "Go of straaaaaight, OK? Then, no, near the kaaka shop turn off right, OK? One fifty yards later, one blue colour 'ouse'll be there. You know vere, no? Ha'n't got one chuckler there? Ask 'im where Sunbun's 'ouse is. 'e might be little cocked, but sure 'e'll bring you off straight 'ome."
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You Are An Anglo If.......
Written by brownwolf on 2008-06-06 21:42:15
Towards the end of a Home Part,someone switches of the already dim lights and you take your girl friend to the darkest corner and you dance standing still..... |
You are an Anglo if....................
Written by andrea on 2008-05-14 14:44:12
If you ran into one of the stalwarts of main road and they went "what macha - long time no see" or If you heard someone saying ...hey, go to tat Daisy D'costa men, give her some bucks and she will help you. Tat only! I am saying... |
You might be Anglo if
Written by fdinosaur on 2008-05-12 00:41:25
If you knew "Dolly Nigli" or the "Cow Heel" man from Madras. |
Written by cimmy on 2008-02-21 07:40:42
 u might be an anglo if we think we are the only ones around speaking p language and all the rest wondering whts happenen' to us,,, |
Written by Tavern_Arathoon on 2008-01-19 06:18:06
your an anglo if you help the poor, with what ever little you have, u don't go to church, but god fearing, kind to animals, especially dogs, your not always the smartest in the class but respect your teachers, you like shikar and hunting yarns, fishing where you spend hours, youd like to hook up chicks, especially the neighbours daughter,you have little to spare but will alway share,youd like to dress well and look hep, you are peaceful but never back ought of a fight weher you prefer a clean man to man fight which is rare, yor an anglo if your a happy go lucky person eat drink and make merry, we work hard and party harder |
You might be Anglo
Written by alandawes2002 on 2007-12-19 22:18:05
One of the unique characteristics of Anglos is the use of Aunty & Uncle in regard to relatives.
another one is the typical food habits. this is Christmas Season and who does not love to have Kul Kuls, Rose Cookies, Diamond Cuts. On christmas day Lunch is the big meal and Ball Curry & Coconut Rice is the speciality. Of course OT has to be the dinner drink! |
Written by Bevis on 2007-12-17 23:33:02
u wished u were tom sawyer or huckleberry finn. |
Written by Bevis on 2007-12-17 23:29:36
U were an altar boy and u drank up father's wine. U spent ur day outdoors with ur katty(catapult)shooting buffys and eye darters and the landlord"s pigeons and swam in the blind well.u catch someone else's goat and milk it.U had a bog in the field and washed ur **** in the stream or wiped it with paper. U got a belting when u came homein the evening and also ur dog.U call ur cat pussy and and ur parrot polly.U teach polly all the bad words.U rob change from under nana's pillow when she is sleeping. U take kadan from the icecream man and u play marbles in the alley when mummy and daddy are sleeping on sunday afternoon. U tackle ur servant and try ur luck.U go to the teashop when the sermon is going on and come back in time to check out the cats coming out after mass.U play hockey and have a scrap on the field and come back home limping.u wear a lungi when its time to sleep and u wake up in the morning without it.U do the breakdance for the xmas function at church (which includes slapping the face)and getting cheers from the audience. You bunk school to go for the afternoon show.u take part in the xmas fancy dress competition as bare arsed benjamin and hairy-mary.U jam with the band and sing Green green grass of home. |
Written by Bevis on 2007-12-17 21:55:13
You go to the dance in a suit and jst as u bow in front of a girl to ask her to dance, the beedis fall out of the pocket.u go to a dance with the grog packet in ur coat pocket and one of the guys throws it in the middle of the hall and everyone says "How disgraceful." U r smelling and no chick wants to dance with u, so u gather up the boys in the middle of the hall and do the snake dance (which includes rolling on the dance floor in ur brand new christmas clothes).U dont dance then but run around the institute fisting it out and swearing and run when the cops come.U get pissed off when a cat refuses to dance with u, saying her legs are paining, but the next second she is up and jamming with her boyfriend. You shout house during tombola when u dont have a ticket.U r gone to the dogs by the time morning comes and everyone goes staggering home.U meet up the boys again at 6 and say "mucha I have a hangover, lets have a wet." |
You might be Anglo...
Written by melville on 2007-12-08 13:24:39
Have an "H" Factor i.e. dropping the "H" when it has to be pronounced and using the the "H" when it has to be dropped or is not part of the word, and of course speaking with the typical sing song "Chee Chee" Accent. Don't take me to be rude, I'm not. Just focusing on an aspect that draws ridicule and makes people say we don't speak good English, by this I mean the POMS, The Convicts, the guardians of freedom & democracy, Oh! I almost forgot the pariahs. |
Written by christianbenham on 2007-11-29 20:58:20
You say we are White Washing the house for Christmas!!!!!!... White Washing???
You say "Don’t get a Kottu from
me!!!!!!!"
You say DONO (Don't Know)
You have pepperwater, rice and pepper fry for lunch on Saturdays
Of all the dances in the world, you know what "Tiger dance" is!
You ate "kanjee water & rice" when times were hard!
You think the hottest Anglo tailor is 'Gani' and he left you waiting and hoping on Christmas Eve!
You played "Miss Mary Mac", "Ice-cream soda" and "who stole the cookie from the cookie pot" during school breaks (ring a bell, Doveton girls??)
On Christmas you wore a 'coat & skirt' made from 'Garden silk' and patent leather 'coat shoes'!
You went to an Anglo dance, and if your band, when testing the sound system, spent 30 minutes of 1-2, mike testing, 1-2, mike testing, 1-2, mike testing, 1-2.
You got the "FIJACKS" atleast once in your life. (got the frights/were moody)
All the underwear in your family are called "Jocks", "Jungies" and "Flyingfoxes”.
You walk into a dance with a quarter bottle bulging in your suit pocket.
You know exactly what species of ants "bully ants" is.
You ran into one of the stalwarts of main road and they went "what macha - long time no see" or "Cousin got any change da, never ate from morning macha" you give them something and they are off...full swing, smile on their
face to the grog shop.
You've sung "Ging gang gooly..." at Sunday school or wherever!
Your Sunday was longer than your Monday.
Kalang Kol was a sport.
You knew Mad Nora from Perambur
You know Sampath from Foxen Street
You use the phrase How mad nah!!! and if u use "blimming and blinking" in every other sentence (still don’t know what they mean - as swear words)
You use the phrase "thatny" - for that only
You respond with a "Namind (never mind)Child"
You walked in late to church and walked out early after communion.
At Anglo weddings, nana says to pass more wedding cake so she can put some in her bag to take home.
You played Ringa Ringa Roses, Ringing the duck, Dog Shots, Musical chairs, n sung Hotel California more than a dozen times.
You are convinced that everyone else in India is a bloody pye dog , Pariah Bugger
or Wog.
You ever u buy meat u ask the meat man for free Jow and Bones along with the meat.saying its for the dog.
You have witnessed the following - Aunty Dolly is laid out and between prayers Uncle Willie wails "How you can leave and go without telling one word chile".
You and 10 other friends pooled in about 3 rupees each to buy a quarter bottle of booze
You're working in a call center even though you haven’t finished your 10th std.
Your Aunties and Uncles get REALLY offended if you don't greet them with a 'Mornin', 'G'Afnoon', or 'D'Evenin'
You refer to every guy as "bugger" in a conversation.
You and your family go to Mass with everyone wearing the same material, Father and Son have the same material shirt, mom and
sis have the same material skirts, and when you go back home the same material is used for your curtains and the sofa covers.
You didn't own a tie and a suit but still wore one at the Christmas dance...
Your mama prays to all the saints and every single version of Mother Mary ever known to human kind...
You willingly go to the market to make some extra pais (paise).
You smoke half a buggie (beedi) now and keep the other half for after lunch.
You asked your mum where something was that you misplaced and she answers. "On my head"
You walked in your short pants and T-shirt to the natta shop down the road or drove around on your bike to your friend's place like that.
You’re at British or Lala's and thinking “look at these pies how they ‘beep’ up the place”.
You've been for one of the dances organised by Passange
Your mama told you, "I'll slipper you, mind!"
If I said 'Who' and you replied Mother Boo!
You have a fight or watch a fight on:
a) Christmas Dance
b) New Years Dance
c) A wedding
Somebody calls you "dorai" or "missi amma"
You sing "She'll be coming down the mountain..." to & fro from a picnic.......
You have coconut rice, ball curry and devil chutney for lunch on special days.
If Ginger wine and Kul Kuls are a 'must have' at Christmas time.
You stuck a pin in the bottom of your rubber slipper strap to save yourself from buying a new strap.
You think 'She wears my ring' and 'Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone' are still the two hottest songs in the world.
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You might be an Anglo If
Written by christianbenham on 2007-11-29 20:34:55
When you see your friends and say what mattacha how are you.
When the poke woman comes she always calls out "Aunty Poke" |
if you are an Anglo....
Written by Bluetango on 2007-10-28 20:19:49
when traveling to ooty or coimbatore, you should ask them to buy Coconut balls, varkies(biscuits) and tea leaf, not forgetting the good old vickie palum(Olives) and Japanese cakes only from national bakery or JM's cbe. |
You Must be an Anglo..
Written by Bluetango on 2007-10-28 19:49:13
To curry favour your friends/friend to get the job done etc,or catch crows to get what u want? U must call an old lady Bonda Missey? or Hook-worm Lizzy, and they are all friends of "Dot-and-carry-one" meaning limping and walking . |
If you are an anglo you ???
Written by Bluetango on 2007-10-28 19:25:42
Yes U have to be an Anglo to call every uncle and aunty by the christin name first like eg. Tom Uncle, Maggie Aunty, Joe uncle etc. when doing work and u want all to finish fast u say sonce and for all finish it full stretch,m chile. |
Ball curry and yellow rice
Written by rayrose on 2007-09-04 11:53:55
when you sit down there is nothing better than the Good old Ball curry , yellow rice and devil chutney and not to mention the sing song by the campfire man |
YOU ARE SURELY AN ANGLO......
Written by troyrozario on 2007-08-27 23:55:37
When you start your prayers...Hail Mary full of.....lover just close the back door....grace, the lord is with....don`t make susu here go to the bathroom.......Amen.
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You might be an anglo...
Written by jennifer519 on 2007-08-22 22:35:04
If you have had tea and butter biscuit... (dip the butter biscuit in the tea and eat) |
You might be Anglo is you still say
Written by JudelineD on 2007-08-18 00:27:00
what a kanjoos bugger he is |
you bloody well gotta be Anglo
Written by dale on 2007-08-15 09:21:16
when u end each sentence with the word child |
YOU MIGHT BE ANGLO
Written by JudelineD on 2007-08-14 02:55:39
If you still say ........ oo belddy ell my pans ave ans |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2007-08-13 15:29:51
If you've eaten "Old man's beard" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2007-08-12 18:28:55
If you've had the fijacks.
If you said (or know someone) who had a "good" back. OR sat "Gooned up"
If you've "gummed" someone in the stomach, or said "I'l give you one gum (goom?) now..."  |
Mr.
Written by ialaporte on 2007-08-02 13:56:16
If your favourite radio station in the 50s was radio Ceylon |
Mr.
Written by ialaporte on 2007-08-02 13:47:58
You might be Anglo if your favourite haunt was the tody shop!!! |
you bloody well gotta be Anglo
Written by deniseroger on 2007-07-31 05:01:51
if u say that the best way to learn a new lingo is to learn the 'bad words' first!!!! or u say u dont know another regional language except for the 'bad words' |
you Gotta be an anglo if...
Written by deniseroger on 2007-07-31 04:43:59
you come down to hyd or rather /india just to come for the xms n new year dances to show off all that u cant show in Aus or wherever u came from!!! |
Written by debra on 2007-07-29 03:14:29
if you tell your servant boy....one glass of pani if you dont mind.please |
Written by debra on 2007-07-29 03:11:12
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MR.
Written by ialaporte on 2007-07-26 16:25:10
You migjt be Anglo if your parents or grandparents told you that their favourte haunt was the toddy-shop |
Written by dHb on 2007-07-16 01:48:40
if you love country and western music |
Written by usskittyhawk2 on 2007-07-15 00:35:49
If you pour the maid a drink in her cup while she is cooking khana..n another one with excitement coz she ground that ball curry masala nice n red....then u tell her to bugger off coz she added xtra salt (bcause of the drink)....now who is to blame eh ?? !!  |
Written by usskittyhawk2 on 2007-07-15 00:34:58
If you pour the maid a drink in her cup while she is cooking khana..n another one with excitement coz she ground that ball curry masala nice n red....then u tell her to bugger off coz she added xtra salt (bcause of the drink)....now who is to blame eh ?? !! |
Elbow shot
Written by conradical on 2007-07-08 22:49:09
If you've told your friends
"I'll give you one elbow shot now."
Or "Don't want man, i'm getting very angry, i'll hit you off very hard now"
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Funny sentences
Written by suehew on 2007-06-04 00:30:25
"FULL TYLE, EH" (meaning full style)
"COME ON MAN, HURRY UP, SLOWLY" |
It never rains..............
Written by anglobaby on 2007-05-30 18:32:56
You know your grandad'a anglo when he migrates from India to the UK and carries a huge umbrella EVERYWHERE he goes - even in the heat of Summer. ("I was told it always rains here my girl").I noticed that he never used it though...... |
Godbless
Written by anglobaby on 2007-05-30 18:29:01
You know your mum's Anglo when she shouts "Godbless Daaahllllinng" (in heavy anglo-accent) when waving you off at the school gates and all your British classmates almost die laughing at her accent. Only to ask me if she was a Welsh Indian! Eh? |
"Doll" and "Man"
Written by anglobaby on 2007-05-30 18:25:33
I grew up thinking that my family kept getting my name wrong or simply fogot it. I always got called "Doll" or "My girl" and "Oh God, get here now Maaaannn!" (when I was in trouble). |
Mirror Image
Written by anglobaby on 2007-05-30 18:14:37
You might be Anglo if you are vain. Anglos are so into continually checking themselves in mirrors, windows, etc. Wherever they can see their reflection they will check themselves out - and they're so blatant about it. They don't care who's looking!  |
You may be an Anglo
Written by chelle on 2007-05-17 03:53:26
If your dad wore a "lungi" with his "kolkottes" hanging out from under it! Gross!!! LOL |
You might be an Anglo
Written by chelle on 2007-05-17 03:51:14
If your mum ironed your clothes with an "ironing box" |
Written by jimbuks on 2007-03-15 16:34:50
if you had masala dosah
every time you went to vailannkanni when you go down to india |
WHITEBUG
Written by dafejoch on 2007-01-29 08:06:51
if they called u 'vella boochi' |
hmmm
Written by dafejoch on 2007-01-29 07:57:43
if ur nanna said 'all the girls must be home by lamplight' |
Written by Alien on 2006-12-20 06:13:51
You got your dress stiched by gani tailor. |
U ARE DEFINATELY AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 01:24:16
IF YOU WENT SHOOTING BUFFIES WHEN YOU WERE 10.IN A PLACE I CALL BUFFY LAND AND GO SWIMMING A SOME ONE'S WELLA ND RAIDED THEIR GAOVA AND MANGO ORCHARDS. |
YOURS SURELY AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 01:19:30
IF YOU SAY. U BUGGER I'VE BIN WAITIN HERE A BLOODY HOUR AND U COMIN NOW ONI AAH... |
YOU HAVE TO BE AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 01:03:04
IF YOU PLAY HOCKEY EVERY YEAR ON AUGUST 15TH AND AND HAVE A SCRAP OR WAIT FOR ONE |
YOU HAVE TO BE AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 01:00:52
IF YOU PLAY HOCKEY EVERY YEAR ON AUGUST 15TH AND AND HAVE A SCRAP OR WAIT FOR ONE |
YOU HAVE TO BE AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 00:59:25
IF YOU PLAY HOCKEY EVERY YEAR ON AUGUST 15TH AND AND HAVE A SCRAP OR WAIT FOR ONE |
YOU HAVE TO BE AN ANGLO
Written by BONJOUR BOY on 2006-12-06 00:59:06
IF YOU PLAY HOCKEY EVERY YEAR ON AUGUST 15TH AND AND HAVE A SCRAP OR WAIT FOR ONE |
U R definitely anglo
Written by Ladyfair on 2006-12-01 13:14:08
if you said "SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE" |
you definitely are an anglo if :
Written by bmwbiker on 2006-11-26 22:48:44
you went shooting buffies when u wewre w kid
felt pusky and wanted to bunk school
put an onion under your arm to get instant fever
knew all the words for :Dont mess with my tut tut and mamas got a squeezbox.
sang coming round the mountain with
yay yay yippee my b.... r feeling itchey |
Written by jagged edge on 2006-11-23 12:33:01
If you heard them say "He is a shit on a stick" |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 11:46:24
When your dad stood at the dining table.... you hated all those crappy veggies and he piled the vile stuff onto your plate saying "eat up sonna, these will put hairs on the palms of your hands"!!!
Then, the old man turns his diabolic attention to your just about blossoming girl cousin who hates meat of all kinds and piles her plate up with disgusting,rare roast beef saying,"Eat up my girl this will put hairs on your chest"!!! |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 11:37:06
If someone asks you the name of the Chinese girl next door and you reply....."Poke mai miaooow"!!! |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 11:28:42
If you have never stood on the corner of Elliot Road, with your brilliantined hair artistically twirled in to an Elvis Presley "puff", your legs clad in Chuuse pants(drain pipes) and with pointy toed shoes and three inch high cuban heels, a two inch wide leather belt with studs on it and a black leather wrist band with studs..... waiting for the "milk van" to pass by(the office girls)...then it may be possible that you are not an anglo. |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 11:09:14
If at least once a month your uncle "ran over" a deer or a wild boar with his Dargeeling Mail train and landed up in Calcutta and said....."Eat up my lil chilluns whur you buggers get again"?? |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:54:00
If you won all the atheletic events on sports day in school and took home the Best Man's trophy from class 1 upto Senior Cambridge. You also captained all the first elevens in hockey, football and cricket.You had Roman Rings in your living room and a punching bag in your mum and dad's bedroom.You had a finely muscled body and knocked out every opponent of your's in the ring in the first round!!! Then you must be an anglo!!! |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:42:45
Your mum laid out an extra plate at mealtimes for that extra special guest Jesus. |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:36:52
You have to be an anglo if you refer to the butcher as the meat man, or the baker as the bread man or the green grocer as the vegetable man. We are like this only men!!! |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:34:18
If you were made to stand on top of the back bench in your short pants and your hairy legs in every class because you flunked all your class tests. |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:30:03
If you have smoked ganja or charas with a "chillum" or a "gun" with a group of pals on the street and after a few deep puffs of same you were able to spew out a burst of fire from the top of the "gun" like a flame thrower, after which you intoned the words "bhooooooooooom sankaaaaaaaaar",then you are a pukka anglo!!!
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Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 10:22:39
If your mum asked you to "pass me a dekchi or a handi or a chatty" and you understood what she meant. |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 09:55:54
If you knew 100's of anglos with nicknames such as "Tutu", "Sonna", "Budda" or Buddygirl. |
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 09:48:48
If after a dance you went to China Town for wonton soup, cha siu paus and roast pig and assorted dimsum at 4.00 am before going home to bed. |
You might be anglo if
Written by Paul Jennings on 2006-10-20 09:43:34
You referred to your singlet as a "gunjee" or a "banyan"!!! |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-02 05:45:12
You related Sunday as yor Long pettycoat and Monday as yor Short dress. |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-02 05:41:11
Someone called you a Mad Nora if u are a girl. Not you Nora below. |
You might be Anglo - for the girls only
Written by Nora on 2006-10-02 03:03:39
If your Sunday was longer than Monday. I'm sure the guys understand this. It's when a girl's slip or petticoat as it was called back then; was longer than her dress. |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-02 00:07:17
U heard yor mother saying, "Better of that TV and go and study for yor exams tomorrow. You only fail n see what you'll get from me".
We always know Mom is very mysterious (With the broom) and Dad is very obvious (with the BELT) |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-01 23:58:46
If u replied like this quite often,
What the bloody hell??!!
Bloody hell!!
Go to Hell!!
Who cares??
Damn you!!
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You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-01 15:25:41
If you said "Come mama come, you had it" to yor lil bro or sis. |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-10-01 15:23:10
You used bad language in yor comments in here.
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If>>>
Written by zac.leo on 2006-09-29 12:13:23
If you can cook an egg on a rock, but not toast in a toaster... |
something no ones mentioned yet. You mi
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-09-29 08:47:36
If you make Doh Dohl and Coconut Sweet, besides Kul Kuls, Cake, & Wine, for the Holidays!! |
You might be anglo if
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-29 05:02:38
If u said this often..@What the bloody hell???!! |
You might be Anglo if
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-29 04:58:11
You combed out lice and knits on a white piece of cloth and stained it with red patches of lice sucked blood. |
You might be an Anglo if......
Written by angusrouse on 2006-09-28 11:28:12
You have pepperwater, rice and pepper fry for lunch on Saturdays
Of all the dances in the world, you know what "Tiger dance" is!
You walk into a dance with a quarter bottle bulging in your suit pocket.
You know exactly what species of ants a "bully ant" is.
You are convinced that everyone else in India is a bloody pye dog, Pariah Bugger or Wog.
Your mama prays to all the saints and every single version of Mother Mary ever known to human kind...
You have a fight or watch a fight on: a) Christmas Dance b) New Years Dance c) A wedding
You have coconut rice, ball curry and devil chutney for lunch on special days.
Ginger wine and Kul Kuls are a 'must have' at Christmas time. |
When somebody called you a sugar doll
Written by edhaliburn on 2006-09-27 03:10:55
Chakrabommai |
You might be Anglo
Written by maureen on 2006-09-26 17:22:17
India will always hold a special place in your heart. Time and living overseas cannot erase it. |
You might be Anglo
Written by maureen on 2006-09-26 17:19:31
...You share a meal when an unexpected visitor arrives.
..The front door is open from dawn till night. |
You might be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:20:01
You were just warming up at the dance at midnight whereas in Australia the show will be finishing. You would go through to 5 in the morning and then go to mass. Hopefully not hitting your head on the pew if you dropped off to sleep in the middle of the sermon. how embarrasing. |
You might be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:17:27
You went Carol singing in a group and went to the hotel in the wee hours of the morning to spend your donations on a nice hot plate of iddlis and sambar. |
You might be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:15:35
The Dobi( The Launderer)came to your house and had to write out how many pieces of different clothes he took to get it washed. |
You might be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:14:01
You traded your old clothes for an aluminium vessel. |
You Might Be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:12:37
You bought tags at a dance to give to your friend so she can win the most popular lady or you pooled your tags and gave it to a friend so she could win. |
You Might be Anglo If
Written by cotterpa on 2006-09-25 04:10:57
You were jaming it in the middle of the hall at the Binny's or Shiraz show. |
You might be anglo if..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-19 03:05:54
Yor mother told you, "When yor father comes back he's going to belt you/wallop you/ or yor gonna get sound hammering from him. |
Continued...
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-18 22:25:47
Cursed Bugger! |
You might be anglo if...
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-18 22:24:09
In the morning, you got up and said, "Ma, i want to make kakaa. or "Ma, see this bugger Ma, he's not letting me sleep" |
You might be anglo....
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-09-15 12:43:59
...if you used cooked rice to stick envelopes!
Talk about multi-purpose! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-08 12:01:36
wouldnt you have cheated yourself if you paid him with foreign coins for a lousy piece of mango...you should try the st.marys technique..6 boys gather together....buy 2 rupees mango while the other 4 ROB much more...cmon the anglos! |
You might be anglo...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-09-08 07:14:49
...if you cheated that half-blind mango man outside Doveton by paying him with foreign coins! |
You might be anglo...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-09-08 07:09:06
...if you know that China man "Hoo Flung Dung" |
You might be an anglo boy...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-09-08 07:07:41
...If at least once you heard your headmaster say "TAKE YOUR TC AND GET OUT!!" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-09-08 07:06:21
...if the secret to your beauty is Rexona, Liril or Chandrika!
Or perhaps Lifebuoy? |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-09-07 10:47:54
...If your friend had too much of (ponds talcum ?) powder on his face and you asked him if he had a fight with the baker. Or atleast called him powder monkey!
... if you use "fizzog" instead of "face". |
You might be anglo..if
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-07 09:41:43
If you used these words quite often... Jinx, Jango cut off your mango. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-09-04 14:41:28
If you remember having to use that stupid Blanco paste to whiten your Keds for school and by the time you get to school it all fell off!!! then you get to school and take chaulk and rub it quickly on your shoes to pass inspection!!!! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-09-04 02:33:43
If you remember the goli colas/soda's and the best - paneer soda. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-09-03 14:08:22
If you use your hand, then you head, and then you mouth to speak. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-09-03 14:03:28
If you plastered you wall with the insides of a melon, waited for the sun to dry the seeds, then ate them. |
You might be anglo..if
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-09-03 04:47:30
Somebody called you a 'Jinx' 'Old Fart'! |
u r definetly AI when....
Written by dmbent on 2006-09-02 23:25:16
u act TOO BIG FOR UR BOOTS, ur father says "Small Bugger can't piss straight ,he came off to tell me, I'll warm ur bloody ears for u now. " |
You might be Anglo...
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-09-02 18:54:24
If you've refered to some who just died as "kicked the bucket"!!! (I never got that one but said it anyways!) |
You might be Anglo...
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-09-02 18:51:45
If you've heard these words "good for (pronounced "fa") nothing!" or "useless!" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-09-02 10:49:51
... if you've acted the goat.
... if you've played the fool.
... if you've answered "I play the radio" when asked what instrument you play. |
you're def. an anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-09-02 00:40:25
when you say "she's possessed with the evil spirit, because our neighbour put the MANJA BALL on her". |
You gotta be Anglo
Written by Ladyfair on 2006-09-01 17:13:35
If you can say "Remy Remy rollocks, thousand in my ???????? fast. |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-01 01:03:27
If your enrolled in the Anglo Indian associate but faithfully fail to pay your subscription...come back next month uncle! |
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-08-31 07:05:11
Thats harsh! you poor thing!
My younger brother(a drummer) had holy water sprinkled in his room because he listened to "devil music" Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, Metallica etc.  |
you are AI if
Written by phebe on 2006-09-01 06:00:24
you were the FIRST boy in your class to call someone a ??????? !!
Please do not use bad language freely anywhere on Pepperwater.
Administered by: Gajabeedi. |
you are an AI if
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:58:24
your idea of ice water while growing up, was well water out of a clay pot !! |
you are an anglo boy if.......
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:53:11
youve put "kai" or tried to put "kai" for one of the good looking teachers in ur school !! cmon buggers, you know who yourll are |
YOU GOTTA BE ANGLO IF
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:50:08
your parents always bought you shoes 1 size bigger when u were growing up....and put cardboard cutouts of ur feet inside so it wont be loose !! |
you are a rocking anglo if
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:48:05
you mom n dad belted the crap outta you for listening to that devil music (rock, heavy metal) or that satanic song HOTEL CALIFORNIA !!! |
you are AI if
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:45:21
you and your father have the same shirt and pant material and ur mother and sister have the same dress material for c'mas, easter or new year |
you belong to an anglo family
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-31 06:15:36
when the commotion at home goes like this:..............
son: dad my toothbrush's gone bad
dad: use the bloody finger for now
daughter: mama shampoo's over
mom: use the soap chile, no money
daughter: mama where are we going
mom: aunty moreen's house chile
daughter: will we get dinner?
mom: lets hope they give something at least.
mom: ROBERT finish ur cleaning?
son: why?
dad: dont ask stupid questions, why it seems.
mom: u are supposed to go to the mill and get the flour done. we have to make the hoppers for tmrw.
daughter: mama where's the comb?
mom: huh um, here, come chile i got it in my pocket, go search for it.
son: dad shall i dress and go?
dad: can u go without clothes? put ur bloody short pants on you pariah bugger. you want the flour to fall on your nice outgoing clothes?
son: ok dad, bye.
dad: what bye? come back soon. if i find you standing and talking to Muthu at the corner, i'll have the belt ready for you. hurry up.
daughter: mama pull this zip.
mom: pa, everything i must do for her chile.
mom: where's your father chile, tell him the toilet if free now and the water is hot for his bath. he's another. will sing in the toilet, but won't join the choir.
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you gotta think abt u being an anglo IF
Written by phebe on 2006-08-31 06:11:24
YOU GROSS OUT AT THE BELOW MENTIONED LIST....... |
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-08-30 12:06:21
Oh Ma Gawd! eeewww!!! Funny post but I just had lunch so I'm grossing out! other than pork thats listed cant get me to swallow any of those things! Pepperwater, rice, fry and uppallums I'm happy! |
The Things we Eat
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-30 11:32:47
If you can relate to this and wouldnt be suprised to find your other Indian friends freakin out at this list.
Kidney
Liver
Brain
Jaws (the eyes are my fav)
Legs
Tripe
Udder
Tail
Tongue
Squid
Kutti Pie
Gizard(stuffing) lol
PORK for cryin out loud
Pigeon
Mandook (huge frogs)
Yeli Boochi (rice beer and bandus from the sea available at the grop shops at besant nagar)
Quail
Rabbit
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Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-30 11:24:26
If you think all vegetarians are nuts...and you feel like puking when they open their thiaru satham in the ac... |
You might be anglo...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-30 10:34:22
If they threw a puttu party for you when you 'broke the jam bottle'! |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-30 09:28:03
If you ask for "kosuru" on everything you buy!
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You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-30 08:57:57
If you thought you were too cool coz you owned a 'transistor'! |
Winstonkurt....
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-30 08:53:31
that was too funny! hehehehe |
you belong to the anglo family
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-30 08:33:16
when your father says "GERRRRAAARRD, put that bloody BIMBO song on (jim reeves). you and your beat it(michael jackson). enough of that beat it. now you beat it. here, go buy 3 charms (cigarettes) and come fast. go on. |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by domestic engineer on 2006-08-30 07:36:45
If you've ever been called or called someone..."You Old Fish" or "You Old Fougard"!!!!! |
Written by gavin on 2006-08-30 06:20:26
Wildcat |
Written by gavin on 2006-08-30 03:03:21
and this one too Thanda Chorr!!! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-01 05:24:52
If you have been called any of these names
Waster
Jobless
Goodfornothing
Scoundrel
Leper
?????
Cousin
I give up...the list goes on..
No Bad language to be used please!
Administered by Gajabeedi |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-29 12:34:26
If you were asked..name some of the anglos who have achieved great success/fame and wealth...and you went...
1 Frank Anthony
2 Mother Theresa (lie)
3 Mark Butcher and Mark Ramprakash (two lies) and then gave up because the question was too difficult.
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You are an AI if..
Written by DaveDan on 2006-08-29 12:27:24
You know all the words to "Surangani" and "I married a female wrestler". Anyone remember that old anglo saying, "Chase the bug around the tree"?? ..now say it over and over again as fast as you can. |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-29 09:11:13
If you think of this website every time you eat/cook pepperwater! |
you sure are an anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-29 05:29:32
when u say " i had rice and DOLL with mango pikle" (the small packet ones u get in the nattar kadai for 25paise) |
You've gotta be anglo...
Written by ashwynfernandes on 2006-09-01 05:50:08
if you've had "Horse's ????? and fried brinjals" for lunch
and Coconut (read coc'nit) rice ball curry with ???????? burning chutney
Administered by Gajabeedi.
Please Note: do not use Bad language freely anywhere on Pepperwater. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-29 03:20:58
when you address someone as a "Kudi Kara Banchoth" |
You might be Anglo....
Written by marcellehenderson on 2006-08-29 01:15:13
If you call Roti's...Chappati's!!! |
you're a genuine anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-29 00:57:29
when you're told "sunna boy, take the meat bag, go buy 2kilos meat and come, afterwards ask the butcher man to give some free bones for soup ok?" |
you are a true anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-29 00:40:23
when u say "gmornng uncl, gmornng aunty, gnight uncl, gnight aunty" |
you are def. an anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-29 00:37:34
when u say "chile go see if the rice is boiling ma, go blow the oven and come". |
u must be AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-28 22:54:15
if 'blood is bleeding'...
if you know who Roger Binny is... |
you're a pucca anglo
Written by wrebeiro on 2006-08-28 21:50:33
If you have a friend who says "chee chet u're gobb chile" |
you're a pucca anglo
Written by wrebeiro on 2006-08-28 21:47:59
If you ever thought of talking to Douggie Richie about immigration to australia / canada....(i know my mum did) (soo did aunty roosie, aunty phillie, uncle pat and that uncle from kellys who sold pickle) |
you're a pucca anglo
Written by wrebeiro on 2006-08-28 21:40:02
If you ever asked a girl "hey do you wanna be friendly with me?".....and if she said yes..u guys were officially boyfriend/girlfriend...aaahhhaa |
you're a pucca anglo
Written by wrebeiro on 2006-08-28 21:36:47
if u ever said to u're friends "macha that bugger's putting kai dai" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-28 12:44:32
After attending the new years dance you meet around someone's house to conduct the post-mortem: "The food was no good","the band were too loud and rubbish" and "it was overcrowded, no place to dance" but we had a good time. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-28 12:33:23
If you buried custard apples and mangoes in the rice box to ripen and then forgot about them. |
Surely an AI if...
Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-28 09:42:49
You know Bunnu Smith n Daisy Dcosta |
Surely an AI if
Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-28 09:42:11
You called a naata Shop Man and his wife Aunty |
You might be anglo....
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-28 09:30:11
If all your shoes were repaired by a 'Chuckler' !
(c'mon, only recently you heard of cobblers)! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-28 09:07:00
... if you saw your friend lick sambar or curd from his elbow to his finger tips and called him a "Golti"
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You must be an Anglo if
Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-28 09:04:56
You know Tony Hogg...hahaha
The Anglo Don...who hated autorickshaw fellas...hahaha |
Surely an AI if
Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-28 08:57:55
You say Cocnit instead of Coconut
You say Sneck Coy instead of Snake Gourd
You say Thought instead of Taught
You say Necery instead of Necessary
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Youre a "pucca" AI
Written by The Seraphim on 2006-08-28 08:45:25
If youve played the #1 Anglo Game
"Housie"
Which of course must at least have...
A Jaldi Five
If theres extra money..
Any line
All HEyes Down lookeen for full 'ouse
and you hear them call...
2 fat ladies 88
Single number 10
11 legs eleven
90 top of the bunk
Of course the greedy ones played with 2 or cards...and LOST.
Lyndon |
You might be an Anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-28 06:17:20
when people refer to you and your wife as "Dorai and Missy moaw".
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You might be an Anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-28 06:16:03
When during the sermon you find find yourself at the tea shop. |
You might be an Anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-28 06:04:26
If you say, "sunna boy, sunna boy, go take this paise son and go buy some chilis and come" and "daughter girl, please check the oven see if the rice is boiling chile and come say your prayers. where's that drunken father of yours? go call him chile. always with the bottle. huh um" |
You might be an Anglo
Written by winstonkurt on 2006-08-28 05:56:46
If you say "come here chile, come here, next time to do that, I'll SLIPPER you with my SHOE" |
U might be anglo
Written by pops on 2006-08-28 02:52:33
IF YOUR HEADACHE IS PAINING |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-28 01:43:00
If you referred to someone as "Old fish in the curry dish". |
u must b AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-28 00:48:04
if you played 'i just called to say i love you' by stevie wonder at least a hundred times |
If you have studied in any of these scho
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-27 21:58:35
Saint Marys
Saint Patricks
Saint Josephs
Saint Bedes
Saint Theresa's
Saint Muniamma
Saint Ayyamma
Saint Pushpa
Saint Slippermesilly
Yes nanna..i know im going to hell! |
You are anglo if
Written by pops on 2006-08-27 18:12:44
You have woken up to Shakin Stevens with jaggery coffee,(come on Shaky) |
You might be Anglo...
Written by pops on 2006-08-27 18:09:36
If you went for a wedding dressed up in full suit-boot, but spent most of the time in the wine shope rather than at the wedding !! |
You are Anglo if
Written by pops on 2006-08-27 18:06:34
Your Grand ma thought you this ! "Round and round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran" OR "She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the shells she sells are not sea shells Im sure" |
You might be Anglo
Written by maureen on 2006-08-27 14:53:52
You might be Anglo ..
if you remember the trips to Moore market every time you visited Madras and the lovely meals served at the Military Hotel nearby. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-27 14:51:01
If you experienced this: D'evenin Uncle,hoi "I'll give you d'evenin Uncle, take your hat off when you are talking to me! what do you think I played marbles with you bugger?". I'll tell your parents when I see them. "Sorry Uncle". |
You might be Anglo
Written by maureen on 2006-08-27 14:49:28
You might be Anglo
..If you struggle memorising the Tamil poems in school and the teacher says "ooma poonuu" (dumb girl) |
You might be Anglo
Written by maureen on 2006-08-27 14:43:31
If you know the foll.
What is your name ?
Johnny became.
Where do you live ?
Down the lane
What number?
Cucumber
What shop?
Toddy shop |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-27 14:36:30
If you believed every thing is free. " Money grows on trees" and your "Grandfather will pay" |
Your an anglo
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-27 14:34:09
If you meet any person AI or otherwise, male or female or otherwise and your first thought is ALWAYS "I am better than HIM" |
If you witnessed this
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-27 14:26:38
A knock on your door...you opened the door to find an middle aged AI with a plate and a picture of Mother Mary saying..Son i am going to velannakani...got any change...NO UNCLE...look properly son, you will have some change on the fridge or on the TV...OK UNCLE..Sonna can i come in for awhile...OK UNCLE...Sonna boy...see if theres any black coffee (and as you pretend to look) you hear again..lover boy...see if theres anything to eat..never ate for two days...and FINALLY daddy comes out and says...Say Charlie...didnt you go to Velankanni only last week...Yes Macha but the bus broke down so I did a U turn and came off back to see you.. |
You must be Anglo !
Written by monique on 2006-08-27 14:23:15
When you talk and talk and then at the end of your conversation you don't realize what were you talking about. |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-01 05:36:19
If you make a big show of helping the anglo indian community when the truth of the matter is you got your hand in the ?????!
For all those who are guilty... take it easy ...im just kidding!! |
You are definitely Anglo
Written by DaveDan on 2006-08-27 12:14:01
If you spent all your bus/train fare on either jignuts, jumblums, mangoes w/chilli powder and salt or soondal and had to walk home or ride the bus/train hoping nto to get caught by the conductor or ticket collector |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-27 06:55:29
If you had a dog called Rex. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-27 06:26:46
If you ever showed someone your Jaht. |
You might Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-27 06:25:29
If you ever denied that you were Anglo, until you opened your mouth and all that pepperwater came out. |
You Might be Anglo..........
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-27 04:57:29
If you heard your grandmother tell the servant boy - Po Men , Bledy aravuketta nai , see the daring for this bugger , one slipper you'll get. |
u must be AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-27 01:26:55
if you refer to followers of a certain religion as "cut bullas" |
Written by agnelo56 on 2006-08-27 01:25:10
if you have heard or recognise every Jim Reeves song |
u must be AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-27 01:19:54
if you know at least one totally "drunken bugger", a gone case who doesn't hesitate to bum you for money |
u must be AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-27 01:15:00
if you know where the best grog shops are, where to find the best moonshine and how to detect if the toddy has been adultrated. One of your "macha's" must also know which village taps the best toddy.... |
u must be AI
Written by dHb on 2006-08-27 00:27:04
if you count ravens 'one for sorrow, wo for joy, three for a letter, four for a boy' |
SORRY
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 21:53:07
I wanted to send that to monique's email but i posted it here...im still a little sleepy..so excuse me! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 21:51:27
hey monique,
I never heard about pepperwater from jeff and i havent seen jeff for 8 years...i met him again on pepperwater...but neways thats allright... |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-26 13:30:54
After returning from a funeral you go and wash your face. |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 11:16:16
If you reminiscence on the past missing and wishing for the good old days like an old fart! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-01 05:35:25
If you cant speak tamil but yet no more tamil badwords than a tamilian...???????????!
Administered by Gajabeedi!
Too Bad. Yor a Pepperwaterr foul mouth. |
your an anglo if
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 11:07:39
you WERE or ARE ass full of debt! |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-26 11:03:49
If you saved ten or twenty rupees to buy a packet of cigarettes for yourself than giving it for the church (offering). |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 11:01:48
If you can count all fingers and name the number of AI's you know who have committed suicide... |
School
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-26 11:00:53
If at school you heard your indian class mate stand up and say sir i want to pass piss or worse (i wanna pass urine lol)and your A I teacher said..pariah bugger..cant you say..you want to answer a call of nature!! |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-26 11:05:13
If you are a metalhead listening to metal music like me N Conrad . |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-26 10:55:57
If you used these words to call your friends: 'Macha' 'Dude' 'Cousin' 'Buddy' 'Pal'
N spoke like this: Yo, Cheers, Kudos, Chile, Cool, Ok man....goes on |
You must be AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:45:21
If u said there see that curse coming..... |
U definetly are an AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:44:27
When you put ur hand into ur back pocket touch ur purse and say i'l pay the bill matcha but not taking out the purse....... |
U must be an AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:41:15
if u said u're a cork eye banchot |
U r an AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:39:21
if u ever went to
MAD VER RAM |
U are definitely AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:38:26
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U must be an AI
Written by drewen on 2006-08-26 03:37:58
if u said side go bandy coming/ center go auto coming.
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u might be anglo
Written by pariahdawg on 2006-08-25 18:23:38
... if you heard of pussy nana from market street. ( love u arlene ) |
You must be an aglo
Written by pariahdawg on 2006-08-25 18:06:12
... if you went for tamil tuition and still couldn't make 35!
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You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-25 11:13:42
... if you've fractured your eyelashes
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You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-25 11:12:25
... if you learned about Jungies Khan |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-25 10:41:43
... if you've refered to your moody friend as "finicky bugger" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-25 10:33:30
... if you've refered to your cunning friend as a "killady bugger" |
You might be an Anglo....
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-25 10:21:55
If you know these tongue twisters: Chew chew chew till your jaws drop off....chase the bug around the tree!!! Now say that fast |
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-25 09:54:21
LOL Yummm Yesssss! 25 paise each! I used to save my 25 paises!!! |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by Bev on 2006-08-25 09:18:22
If you've ever bought/eaten "Jignut balls". |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-25 08:43:09
When someone asses you what you had for dinner and you reply "Fried Farts and Baked Brinjals" |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-24 15:28:01
If you loved those parties that served good ol' Chow with Ketchup, or Stew and Bread, or Pork Vindaloo and Bread!! LOL |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-24 15:24:37
If you remember saying this as a kid: liar liar lipstick born on a broomstick broomstick broke liar got a poke!!! LOL |
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-24 12:29:05
If someone threatened to tell on you, you'd say "go tell, go tell, come back for your coconut shell"!
Dude Conrad, this site has provided some serious LOLs! Thanks! |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-24 11:14:54
If going to Moore Market as a kid was a big treat for Christmas shopping, then meeting folks and having to say: "compliments of the season aunty, compliments of the season uncle"!!!! |
You might be anglo....
Written by LYNDCOSTA on 2006-08-24 07:16:41
If you know what a 'POWDER MONKEY' is! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-24 03:09:22
If you know how to play "Kalang Kol" |
You might be an Anglo....
Written by Domestic Engineer on 2006-08-23 18:17:42
If you've ever played Housey Housey! Not forgetting Legseleven! |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-23 11:50:25
If you still put 'kaa' with your friends! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-23 09:43:05
If your mamma goes "Sonna go buy some tier (curd) from the shop" |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-23 08:57:27
If there's sunshine and rain at the same time, you say 'jackal's wedding'!! GEEZ!!! |
You're DEFINITELY Anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-23 08:52:10
If you say "Off off the fan" !! |
You might be Anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-23 08:48:14
If you like to put full 'scent'!! |
You might be Anglo if ...
Written by canute on 2006-08-23 06:21:54
you say "my stomachs paining"
or "come, we'll go child"
you use jam rags instead of sanitary pads |
?
Written by sta on 2006-08-23 04:03:33
If U say " bursted " instead of Burst |
Iam definitely anglo
Written by jeffjam on 2006-08-23 02:48:27
because i have the time to sit during work hours and do something iam not supposed to do, commenting on other people!!! |
you might be anglo
Written by jeffjam on 2006-08-23 02:45:56
if you've lived abroad for a year and spend all your money to come back home and speak in an atrocious accent and make it a point to drink only mineral water |
you are definitely anglo
Written by jeffjam on 2006-08-23 02:41:53
when you hear " On the TV chile" |
SERMON!!!
Written by jeffjam on 2006-08-23 02:40:28
If you go to midnight mass at X Mas and New year and try very hard to stand at the back so you could disappear during the sermon and re appear at cummunion. |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-23 01:11:57
If you've exhausted your credit limit at the nata shop and then shifted your house quietly...sssshhhh be quiet chile he might hear us... |
You might be Anglo
Written by MARCELLEHENDERSON on 2006-08-23 00:46:21
If you hear your dad say "Bugger own house burning, but putting out fire elsewhere" |
You migh be Anglo
Written by MARCELLEHENDERSON on 2006-08-23 00:42:26
When you hear "Put off the light"!!! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-22 22:43:26
If you suffer from a superiority complex! |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-22 22:40:38
If you have been to POTTA for Rehabilitation.. |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-09-01 05:38:20
If you bought stale pickle from one of the anglos and thought later after eating it..What a roguish ??????? that was!
Administered by Gajabeedi |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-22 22:38:08
If arrogance, sarcasm and mr.obnoxious are your third cousins...If you have the gift of the gab...If you've grown to big from your breeches..and If your a snob but yet down to earth... |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-22 22:35:10
If communion time was your favourite part OF mass..you get to check out all the chicks in line..one at a time...AMEN! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-22 14:02:48
If your eyes are bigger than your stomach. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by painbones on 2006-08-22 14:02:19
If you ever Spoke/understood the p-language,Z-Language |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-22 14:00:28
If you kept KV for someone. |
You might be an Anglo
Written by drewen on 2006-08-22 09:57:47
If you hear some one say we are White Washing the house for Christmas!!!!!!White Washing
|
you might be an anglo
Written by drewen on 2006-08-22 09:55:40
if you hear someone say "Dont get a Kottu from me!!!!!!!"
Hear some one say DONO (Don't Know)
|
You must be Anglo
Written by drewen on 2006-08-22 09:53:28
if you knew the recipes of Meat Vindaloo and Pepper fry |
You might be an Anglo
Written by drewen on 2006-08-22 09:51:48
by wishing elders DEEVING (Evenin) Aunty or Uncle |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-22 09:15:24
If you fancy yourself, and like showing off. I do |
You Might Be Anglo
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-22 06:32:46
When at a party you hear the girls whispering " Oiyoh look at her showing her skies " , and the boys bend over double to search for something on the floor. |
You might be Anglo
Written by Nora on 2006-08-22 03:58:34
If you have pepperwatr, rice and pepper fry for lunch on Saturdays |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-21 15:56:50
If you have a white hankchief hanging out of your pocket and a comb in the back pocket. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-21 15:48:58
If you prefer "Raggi Ball" instead of football. |
Tiger Dance
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-21 14:15:05
that was funny....been a long time since i heard that dance mentioned...and i thought it was only part of our family... |
You might be anglo if....
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 14:07:59
Of all the dances in the world, you know what "Tiger dance" is! |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 14:03:15
If you ate "kanjee water & rice" when times were hard! |
You might be anglo if...
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 13:48:14
By virtue of growing up around Tamilians, you think it's absolutely "OKAY" to dance in front of a dead body! |
Off topic !
Written by monique on 2006-08-21 13:06:18
Chuckle...i never knew Doveton corrie boy's played all those games...hehehe..well now i know.. |
Offtopic
Written by conradical on 2006-08-21 10:15:12
Hate to go off topic, but being a St. Matthias boy, I have to say that not just the Doveton girls, but even the Doveton Boys played "Miss Mary Mac", "Ice-cream soda" and "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar"... shame! |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 10:13:03
If you think the hottest Anglo tailor is 'Gani' and he left you waiting and hoping on Christmas Eve! |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 10:06:45
If you played "Miss Mary Mac", "Ice-cream soda" and "who stole the cookie from the cookie pot" during school breaks......... (ring a bell, Doveton girls??) |
You might be anglo
Written by lyndcosta on 2006-08-21 10:02:20
If on Christmas you wore a 'coat & skirt' made from 'Garden silk' and patent leather 'coat shoes'! |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-21 09:22:42
If you spoke in Hinglish like, "Arey, Come re! What is wrong with it yaar! Its happens no! |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-21 05:29:40
If your fav cartoons were Popeye, Tom n Jerry, Ren n Stimpy, The Road Runner Show (Tweety Bird in it), The Simpsons. |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-21 01:40:05
If u remembered the anglo sweet "Dol -Dol n all kinds of porridge. |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-21 01:34:46
If you remembered at night what yor mama had told you as a child "The Boochieman is coming!" |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-21 01:29:09
If you sang Hotel Keralafornia. |
Truly Anglo Indian
Written by Maryanne on 2006-08-20 22:43:33
Hi Raoul - thanks for reminding me of Bernard - just could not get his name. Agreed with your comment - every AI home looked out for Bernard. Good soul.nullBernard |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-20 15:09:01
If you went to an Anglo dance, and if your band, when testing the sound system, spend 30 minutes of 1-2, 1-2. 1-2, 1-2. 1-2, 1-2. |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-19 11:07:26
If you recited Mary had a little lamb more than a hundred times from Childhood. |
You are A Typical Anglo..........
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-18 23:46:48
Maryanne , because you remembered COW HEEL Bernard , which Anglo family did'nt know him ? He was Madras's official Anglo Indian news paper. May his soul RIP. He was so very much an integral part of our Madras AI community. |
Covelong - a Must of rany AI
Written by Maryanne on 2006-08-21 08:17:56
I read that comment on Covelong - yes, most AIs must visit Covelong either for the Feast or anytime during the year. Only thinking of Covelong brings me so much peace and happiness Some of our best holidays were spent there. |
You must be AI if..
Written by Maryanne on 2006-08-18 22:38:47
You begin a conversation with "what Child , What men how are you" and inbetween keep saying "I know"
All you can think of organising is a 'Dance" or "Jam Session"
You knew Peter West (for those in Royapettah, chindrapet and Nursingpuram..)
You knew the "cow-heel boy" who gives u all the news of Royapuram, Perambur and Vepery. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-18 15:31:31
If you must have Pepperwater.com at least once a week. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-18 15:29:08
If you once in your life said 'Typical Anglo'. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-18 15:25:31
If you ripped off your rich relatives when they visted from England,Canada or Aus. |
U are Anglo
Written by pops on 2006-08-18 05:35:03
if you sold the old newspapers for a quarter bottle |
U surely are Anglo
Written by pops on 2006-08-18 05:33:32
if you robbed your nanas money no matter where she hid it... |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-17 21:39:49
If you've been baptised in beer at the church-a-Hank Williams and then went on to proudly with the boys "Im proud to be an Okie from Muskogie" |
You gotta be Anglo
Written by Ladyfair on 2006-08-17 15:26:46
if you got the "FIJACKS" atleast once in your life. (got the frights/were moody) |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-17 12:40:34
... if you know more than 5 Pat jokes. |
You might be Anglo if
Written by chutneymary on 2006-08-17 12:34:38
If you have a friend, family member or a pet called Buddah. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-17 12:09:08
If you like attending funerals. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-17 12:07:43
If you have a Scared Heart picture in your lounge. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-17 12:05:44
If you say grace before meals. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by ashwynfernandes on 2006-08-17 09:16:10
If you say Sea-ear (read see here), I'm warnin you child! (when you want to show someone you're begining to get irritated) |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-17 06:55:34
If you love the colour ello(yellow) |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-16 08:05:34
If you're daily breakfast consists of any of the items listed here: Toast, Cheese, Bulls Eye, Sausages or scrambled eggs |
You Might be Anglo
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-16 03:08:13
If someone asked you , what Macha what news ? and you replied , Nothing da I ate leather and shat shoes. |
You Might be Anglo
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-16 03:01:21
If you had one Aunty in Negpattam ( Nagapattinam ) , One Aunty in Medura ( Madurai ) and One Aunty in Trichinopoly ( Tiruchirapalli). |
You Might be Anglo
Written by Raoul on 2006-08-16 02:59:08
If all the underwear in your family are called "Jocks" , "Jungies" and "Flyingfoxes. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-15 13:57:55
... if you walk into a dance with a quarter bottle bulging in your suit pocket. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-15 09:53:00
...if you know exactly what species of ants "bully ants" is. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-15 09:51:38
... if your nick name as a kid (or even now...) was either "boxer", "bandu boy" |
You might be Anglo..
Written by cards on 2006-08-15 05:11:42
If, on you birthday you mum let you choose your favourite meal, and you selected bow-bow curry. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by cards on 2006-08-15 05:00:03
If you believed that Anglo's started Karoke. |
You' re sure to be an Anglo
Written by Nora on 2006-08-15 04:12:28
If you have coconut rice and ball curry for lunch on Sundays (favourite among the Banglo (Bangalore) Anglos) |
Written by whiskylullaby on 2006-08-14 21:49:38
If you ran into one of the stalwarts of main road and they went "what macha - long time no see" or "Cousin got any change da, never ate from morning macha" you give them something and they are off...full swing, smile on their face to the grog shop |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-14 12:25:47
... if you did this.. "Once I met a pitchakari, he asked me for some biriyani...." |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-14 07:27:19
if you played "olly colly" |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-14 06:54:48
... if you've sung "Ging gang gooly..." at Sunday school or wherever! |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-14 06:53:37
... if your Sunday was longer than a Monday. |
ERNEST
Written by ernest on 2006-08-14 06:53:21
If your family had an Ayah,-- a Baby Ayah, a cook who was called"boy" a chokra and a thai.
must say you had to be a rich AI. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-14 06:52:42
... if you are a feared kite flying champ. |
You might be Anglo...
Written by conradical on 2006-08-14 06:51:59
... if Kalang Kol was a sport. |
I must be an Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-14 04:22:25
As I remember Flavian, just caught up with Monique and just getting to know Vincent |
You might be an Anglo...
Written by gavin on 2006-08-14 04:20:01
If you spent your Sunday obligations listening to sermons from the nearby tea shop. |
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Written by gavin on 2006-08-14 04:17:58
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You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-08-14 04:16:13
If you know how to Mojive. |
You might be Anglo..
Written by gajabee |
