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By Raoul
This one is for all Hotel California fans!
(Please sing loudly to the tune of Hotel California) HOTEL KERALA-FONIA On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
more Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell! C The Yeagles
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Written by scottks on 2007-06-24 23:06:11
This is something great!! | what a blast
Written by chutneymary on 2006-08-10 11:57:22
This is hilarious, ROFLMAO | Anglo Indian Wit
Written by Maryanne on 2006-08-02 02:54:14
Whoever has written up this parody, hats off - its truly AI wit. I enjoyed it and I will try to sing it too!!! | a riot!
Written by Natagirl on 2006-07-23 19:27:56
that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| Written by conradical on 2006-07-16 14:59:01
If somebody sings and records this and send it to me, i will put it up on the site. That would be awesome! | Very funny
Written by cards on 2006-07-15 15:18:15
I am great Eagles fan thats very funny. | Very funny
Written by cards on 2006-07-15 15:17:30
I am great Eagles fan thats very funny. | Good one Cheta !
Written by monique on 2006-07-15 13:27:53
Chechi was rolling with laffterr aan the flooor afterr reading thet emezing saang fram Votal Keralafarnia.
vary vary Hilaarious  | Yay Raoul!
Written by gajabeedi on 2006-07-15 12:52:17
Iee yam louvin yit.. | Now That Is Funny
Written by Alison on 2006-07-15 12:45:39
How incredibly amusing!!! Well it got me laughing out loud!!! | hahahahahaha
Written by conradical on 2006-07-15 12:40:57
Hahaha thats awesome. It just needs the appropriate spelling for yeffect!
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