A lady placed an ad in the paper for a husband,the conditions were that he should never beat her, never walk out on her and should be a tiger in bed.
Early next morning somebody was banging at her door, when she opened the door she was shocked at what she saw, there was this man without any arms or legs smiling broadly at her( with the paper in his hand), he proudly told her, 'I`m come here regarding that ad, I think that I am just the guy you are looking for, she asked him what made him think that, he replied "I don`t have any arms so I cannot beat you and I don`t have any legs to walk out on you.She then asked him and what about the tiger in bed thing.
He laughed aloud and told her, as you can see I have no arms and legs,how do you think I knocked on your bloody door?
ANGLO INDIAN HALLOWEEN DANCE : MUMBAI October 29, 2008 (6:00 pm - 10:30 pm) (Dances) October 29th, 2008.
Venue : Christ Church School
Clare Road , Byculla ,
Bombay 400008
India
Start Time : 6pm - 10pm
Dance the night away to some great music.
work October 13, 2008 (6:15 am - 11:59 pm) (General) pickup at 25,Sutton Hall Road
August 15th HOCKEY MATCH August 15, 2008 (8:00 am - 11:59 pm) (Anglo Events) INDEPENDENCE DAY ANGLO-INDIAN HOCKEY MATCH
Old Bedeans - Melbourne General Meeting February 24, 2008 (2:00 pm - 4:00 pm) (General) General meeting to discuss planning of functions for the rest of the year.
Love Without Borders February 9 (6:00 pm) - February 10 (1:00 am), 2008 (Dances) Join us for an exquisite evening of dinner and dance.
Live Music by 'Blind Fold Test' And DJ Darin
Formal Attire
Door Prizes and others
Early Bird Tickets $35 per person
(Cash Bar)
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