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HUBBIES HOWLERS.....BY TROY ROZARIO
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A LITTLE BOY WENT UP TO HIS FATHER AND ASKED, "DAD,WHERE DID ALL OF MY INTELLIGENCE COME FROM?THE FATHER REPLIED,"WELL SON, YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE I STILL GOT MINE............A DOCTOR EXAMINED A WOMAN,TOOK THE HUSBAND ASIDE AND SAID,"I DON`T LIKE THE LOOK OF YOUR WIFE AT ALL."ME NEITHER DOC,SAID THE HUSBAND. BUT SHE IS A GREAT COOK AND IS REALLY GOOD WITH THE KIDS...........AN OLD MAN GOES TO THE WIZARD AND ASKS HIM IF HE CAN REMOVE A CURSE HE HAD BEEN LIVING WITH FOR THE LAST 45 YEARS. THE WIZARD SAYS,MAYBE,BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL ME THE EXACT WORDS THAT WERE USED TO PUT THE CURSE ON YOU, THE OLD MAN REPLIED WITHOUT HESITATION,"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE........... THE HUSBAND TOLD THE WIFE,I DON`T KNOW HOW GOD MADE YOU STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE RESPONDED,ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN,GOD MADE ME BEAUTIFUL SO YOU WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO ME AND GOD MADE ME STUPID SO I WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO YOU!. |
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