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SILLY PUNS...( by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A SQUIRREL?
CLIMB UP A TREE AND ACT LIKE A NUT.
WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS.
HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH.
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK. |
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