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MARKETING EXPLAINED!!!!!!!!!(by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| 1.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY,YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY."I`M VERY RICH "MARRY ME!".....THAT`S DIRECT MARKETING.
2.YOU`RE AT A PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL.ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS GOES UP TO HER AND POINTING AT YOU SAYS:"HE`S VERY RICH" MARRY HIM.......THAT`S ADVERTISING.
3.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY GO UP TO HER AND GET HER TELEPHONE NUMBER. THE NEXT DAY,YOU CALL HER AND SAY:"HI I`M VERY RICH,MARRY ME".. THAT`S TELEMARKETING.
4.YOU`RE AT A PARTY AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL,YOU GET UP STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE,WALK UP TO HER AND POUR HER A DRINK,YOU OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER,PICK UP HER BAG AFTER SHE DROPS IT,OFFER HER A RIDE AND THEN SAY:"BY THE WAY,I`M VERY RICH,WILL YOU MARRY ME".....THAT`S PUBLIC RELATIONS.
5.YOU`RE AT A PARTY AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL,SHE WALKS UP TO YOU AND SAY`S:YOU ARE VERY RICH,CAN YOU MARRY ME....THAT`S BRAND RECOGNITION.
6.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY:I AM VERY RICH,MARRY ME".. SHE GIVES YOU A NICE HARD SLAP ON YOUR FACE.....
THAT`S CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.
7.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY, GO UP TO HER AND BEFORE YOU CAN SAY:I`M RICH,MARRY ME" YOUR WIFE WALKS IN....THAT`S RESTRICTION FOR ENTERING NEW MARKETS. |
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