|
DEFINITIONS OF COMMON WORDS-by Troy Rozario
|
| Written by troyrozario |
| ATOM BOMB-An invention made to end allinventions......................
CIGARETTE-A pinch of tobacco rolled into paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other...............................................
COLLEGE-A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing..
DICTIONARY-A place where divorce comes before marriage................
DOCTOR-A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with bills.
ECSTASY-A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before................................................
EXPERIENCE-The name men give to their mistakes........................
MARRIAGE-It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.........................................
MISER-A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.................
OFFICE-A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.....
POLITICIAN-A man who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later......................................................
YAWN-The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth......
|
| [ Back ] |
