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ANGLO INDIAN HALLOWEEN DANCE : MUMBAI October 29, 2008 (6:00 pm - 10:30 pm) (Dances) October 29th, 2008.
Venue : Christ Church School
Clare Road , Byculla ,
Bombay 400008
India
Start Time : 6pm - 10pm
Dance the night away to some great music.
work October 13, 2008 (6:15 am - 11:59 pm) (General) pickup at 25,Sutton Hall Road
August 15th HOCKEY MATCH August 15, 2008 (8:00 am - 11:59 pm) (Anglo Events) INDEPENDENCE DAY ANGLO-INDIAN HOCKEY MATCH
Old Bedeans - Melbourne General Meeting February 24, 2008 (2:00 pm - 4:00 pm) (General) General meeting to discuss planning of functions for the rest of the year.
Love Without Borders February 9 (6:00 pm) - February 10 (1:00 am), 2008 (Dances) Join us for an exquisite evening of dinner and dance.
Live Music by 'Blind Fold Test' And DJ Darin
Formal Attire
Door Prizes and others
Early Bird Tickets $35 per person
(Cash Bar)
A night to remember View Full Calendar
