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The Anglo-Indian Dictionary
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| Written by steve711 |
| This maybe or is an old one ...but its a refresher and reminder for us all ..get your Vocabulary right man ..this is an extract from an email sent from a friend ...the list never ends ... "Bolly e... (2641 more chars) |
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HUBBIES HOWLERS.....BY TROY ROZARIO
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A LITTLE BOY WENT UP TO HIS FATHER AND ASKED, "DAD,WHERE DID ALL OF MY INTELLIGENCE COME FROM?THE FATHER REPLIED,"WELL SON, YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE I STILL GOT MINE............... (751 more chars) |
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funny letter to landlords.(by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| (EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL LETTERS SENT TO LANDLORDS)....
THE TOILET IS BLOCKED AND WE CANNOT BATHE THE CHILDREN UNTIL IT IS CLEARED......
I WANT SOME REPAIRS DONE TO MY STOVE AS IT HAS BACKFIRED AND B... (686 more chars) |
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SILLY PUNS...( by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK.
HOW DO YOU CATCH ... (264 more chars) |
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CELEBRITIES WHO CHANGED THEIR NAMES.(by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| BOB HOPE-LESLIE TOWNES HOPE......BOB DYLAN-ROBERT ZIMMERMAN......CHARLIE SHEEN-CARLOS IRWIN ESTEVEZ.....CHUCK NORRIS-CARLOS RAY......CONWAY TWITTY-HAROLD JENKINS.....DEMI MOORE-DEMETRIA GUYNES.....ELT... (322 more chars) |
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FUNNY FOREIGN ENGLISH PHRASES..troyrozario
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| Written by troyrozario |
| cocktail lounge,Norway-LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.....information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner,Japan- COOLES AND HEATES,IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YO... (445 more chars) |
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MARKETING EXPLAINED!!!!!!!!!(by Troy Rozario)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| 1.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY,YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY."I`M VERY RICH "MARRY ME!".....THAT`S DIRECT MARKETING.
2.YOU`RE AT A PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL.ONE OF YOUR... (1021 more chars) |
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DEFINITIONS OF COMMON WORDS-by Troy Rozario
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| Written by troyrozario |
| ATOM BOMB-An invention made to end allinventions......................
CIGARETTE-A pinch of tobacco rolled into paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other........................................ (932 more chars) |
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I AM MY OWN GRANDPA...by Troy Rozario
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| Written by troyrozario |
| MANY,MANY YEARS AGO,WHEN I WAS TWENTY THREE,I GOT MARRIED TO A WIDOW,PRETTY AS COULD BE......THIS WIDOW HAD A GROWN-UP DAUGHTER,WITH FLOWING HAIR OF RED.MY FATHER FELL IN LOVE WITH HER,AND SOON THE TW... (955 more chars) |
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MARRIAGE PROVERBS..by Troy Rozario
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| Written by troyrozario |
| THE TROUBLE WITH MARRIAGE IS THAT,WHILE EVERY WOMAN AT HEART IS A MOTHER,EVERY MAN AT HEART IS A BACHELOR..........MARRIAGE IS POPULAR BECAUSE IT COMBINES MAXIMUM OF TEMPTATION WITH THE MAXIMUM OF OPP... (516 more chars) |
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MEDICAL TERMS MODIFIED(typed the right way)
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| Written by troyrozario |
| ICU-I caught you...LABOR PAIN-hurt at work...MEDICAL STAFF-a doctors cane...MINOR OPERATION-coal digging...NITRATE-cheaper than the day rate...ORGANIC-organ repairman...OUTPATIENT-a patient who has fa... (808 more chars) |
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MEDICAL TERMS MODIFIED
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| Written by troyrozario |
| I C U---I CAUGHT YOU
LABOR PAIN---HURT AT WORK
MEDICAL STAFF---A DOCTOR`S CANE
MINOR OPERATION---COAL DIGGING
NITRATE---CHEAPER THAN DAY RATE
ORGANIC---ORGAN REPAIR-MAN
OUTPATIENT---A PATIENT WH... (1011 more chars) |
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THE CRIPPLED LOVER....
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A lady placed an ad in the paper for a husband,the conditions were that he should never beat her, never walk out on her and should be a tiger in bed.
Early next morning somebody was banging at her do... (583 more chars) |
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UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND.......
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A woman suspected that her husband was having an affair,so she hired a detective to get proof. The next day she got the news that the detective was in hospital, when she went there she found him all w... (232 more chars) |
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SARDAR JOKE
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A sardaji went for a movie, it was pretty interesting like most hindi movies(pun intended)a little after interval there was a beautiful scene of a beautiful village girl who had just entered her roofl... (560 more chars) |
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A MAN AND HIS WIFE WERE.....
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| Written by troyrozario |
| Giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized, he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 A.M for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silenc... (388 more chars) |
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MY PHILOSOPHY..
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| Written by troyrozario |
| When I`m in a sober mood I worry work and think, when I`m in a wilder mood, I gamble play and drink but when my moods are over and my time has come to pass, just bury my body upside down, so the world... (20 more chars) |
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Mans Greatest Errection..
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| Written by troyrozario |
| There was an ad in the newspaper which drew a lot of attention.......
come VIA-AGRA and see man`s greatest erection for a woman.......
THE TAJ MAHAL.. |
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Honeymoon...
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up in the mountains. They had registered on saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the r... (444 more chars) |
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MOTHERS DAY..
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| Written by troyrozario |
| A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing, he asked ... (649 more chars) |
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IF I KNEW
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| Written by troyrozario |
| If I knew it would be the last time i`d see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord you soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time i`d see you walk out the door,... (971 more chars) |
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MARRIAGE JOKES
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| Written by troyrozario |
| jokes about marriage................... There was this man who muttered a few words in church and found himself married.....a year later he muttered a few words in his sleep and found himself divorced... (264 more chars) |
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SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
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| Written by troyrozario |
| well, does anyone really know the real seven wonders of the world.......
to touch.....to taste.....to see......to hear.....to feel.......to laugh.....and most of all to love.......so go ahead enjoy i... (2 more chars) |
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WHO GOD USED. by Troy Rozario
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| Written by troyrozario |
| The next time you feel like God can`t use you, just remember..........
Noah was a drunk.
Abraham was too old.
Issac was a daydreamer.
Jacob was a liar.
Leah was ugly.
Joseph was abused.
Moses h... (401 more chars) |
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In Honour of stupid people
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| In Honour of Stupid People . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu ... (2259 more chars) |
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FRIENDS
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Written & Submitted by Chrizzy
As we all know good friends are very hard to
find. Well the reason i'm writing this blog is
because i'm one of the lucky ones.Every once in a while a someon... (839 more chars) |
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Awesome reply by an Indian man to a white woman
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Submitted by chrizzy Hi All, You are going to love Indian men (this Indian man?!)for thinking this way!!! It seems that an article was written to a well-founded magazine, by a white woman who reque... (6498 more chars) |
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ALL 20 PUNS INTENDED
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| ALL 20 PUNS INTENDED 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The ... (2863 more chars) |
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Two Choices
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Submitted By: Christine Rodrigues My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of... (4981 more chars) |
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For the metal heads
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| Written by conradical |
| I found these awesome videos of kids, not older than 11 playing Sepultura, Sabbath and Maiden and some hardcore metal. Mind blowing. Enjoy! Sepultura's Refuse Resist Iron Maiden's Troop... (141 more chars) |
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Two Choices
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| Written by ashwynfernandes |
| Sumitted by chrizzy Author Unknown My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one ... (5037 more chars) |
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Mother-In-Law!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all... (3576 more chars) |
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The Value of a Drink!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink thi... (3355 more chars) |
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The 36 rules of life!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a... (2658 more chars) |
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Why Are Men Happier
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Submitted By Chrizzy Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Author Unknown Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your ... (1728 more chars) |
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Understand Love - A V-Day Special!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| Touching words from the mouths of babies. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broad... (3201 more chars) |
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"Marriage Definitions"
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| Written by Gavin |
| BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. BACHELOR: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancée-free. 3) A man w... (1610 more chars) |
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The Bottle Of Wine
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| Written by Gavin |
| For all of us who are married, were married, wish You were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a Bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from ... (811 more chars) |
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Lord
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| Written by Nicky |
| Lord, Sometimes when I look At my life It feels like a home spun Patch-work quilt… Quaint, but not quite together. There are bits and pieces of cloth and colors, Scraps ... (516 more chars) |
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Love And Live
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| Written by Nicky |
| By Nicola Mammen Did You Know, At Chennai Lives, One Humble Family, With Four Kids. Eldest - A Brainbox, Second - All Art, Third - Very Meticulous, Fourth- A Dart. Stories Of Old, Memories To La... (637 more chars) |
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Husband & Wife!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.""But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked,... (2618 more chars) |
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Learning to Get Back Up!
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| Written by Nicky |
| By Nicola Mammen Bringing a giraffe into the world is a tall order. A baby giraffe falls 10 feet from its mother's womb and usually lands on its back. Bringing a giraffe into the world is a ta... (2298 more chars) |
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The Best Smartass Answers of 2006
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| Written by Gavin |
| SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she re... (2026 more chars) |
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For the Good!!!
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| By: Belinda Once on a journey, a Rabbi and his students were refused hospitality at a certain town. Instead of being upset, the Rabbi said: "Whatever God does is for the good!" However, the group... (1522 more chars) |
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Lessons!
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| Written by Nicky |
| By: Nicola Mammen Corporate Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go ... (4686 more chars) |
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How To Bathe A Cat?
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| Written by Gavin |
| Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one ... (725 more chars) |
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The Various forms of Truth we discover in life!!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) ... (1977 more chars) |
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My Attorney
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors o... (3596 more chars) |
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I live on ICANDOIT Street.... Please come join me!!!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet, I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real go... (2658 more chars) |
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Are You Smart Enough!!! Try These!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb ". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invent... (3102 more chars) |
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AI Boys...are they all the same?
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| Written by screymourgirl |
| So i just got back from India....so much happened... So word to the wise.....an AI boy who has been dropping hints for the past year that he likes you asks you to be his girlfriend the first time... (1730 more chars) |
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My Ruler !!!
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| Written by Roealmark |
| "For a lady for whom zillions of praises too would fall short!! " The hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rules the world. Nine long months of patience A rare joy she... (773 more chars) |
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100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year !!
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| Written by Gavin |
| 1. The UK's first mobile phone call was made 20 years ago this year, when Ernie Wise rang the Vodafone head office, which was then above a curry shop in Newbury. More details ... (13076 more chars) |
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How To Celebrate Christ's Birthday!!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle (Has to be a must read!!!!) Dear children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't ... (4320 more chars) |
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My Son...
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| Written by Gavin |
| A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When... (3571 more chars) |
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Thought For The Day
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Author Unknown / Submitted By Chrizzy We choose how we see people. When we want to like someone, we can be so tolerant. When we want to be irritated by people, we focus on their faults. It's not ... (90 more chars) |
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A touching story and A good reminder:
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| Written by glenn |
| A touching story and A good reminder: "Take time to appreciate what you have now." Dont miss reading this one On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the remainin... (4327 more chars) |
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A Call To Heaven!!! Way to go India
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| Written by Gavin |
| An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he no... (1503 more chars) |
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Engineering Engineers!!! Hilarious...
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| Written by Gavin |
| Take One Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, mindi... (3479 more chars) |
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SAND & STONE
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| Written by Gavin |
| TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. D URING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT;AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTH ER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, WITHOUT SAYIN... (1118 more chars) |
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Elevating Annoyers!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your ... (1597 more chars) |
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For those who had Mtv in the 90's...
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| Written by conradical |
| You will remember Richard Marx. Found a few of his videos and was reminded of what a hit his songs were at dances and weddings. Good music. Good days. 90's had the best music. Enjoy! Now and forev... (237 more chars) |
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Working Christmas Day
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| Submitted By Alison A Story from "Chicken Soup for a Nurse's Soul" It was an unusually quiet day in the emergency room on December 25th. Quiet, that is, except for those who were standing around the... (4597 more chars) |
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Slip Of The Tongue!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of ... (793 more chars) |
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12 Days of (Indian) Christmas
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| Written by conradical |
| Check out this video, it was actually posted by Karen in the "Weblinks" section but I had to repost it here where it would get move visibility. It's pretty funny. |
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Male Bashing!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles... (973 more chars) |
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Chilli-Cook Off's
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chilli cook-off in Tex... (5294 more chars) |
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Any of these kids yours???
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| Written by Gavin |
| HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes th... (1890 more chars) |
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Captain's Parrot
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| Written by frannoel |
| Abracadabra? A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one... (766 more chars) |
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Australian Tourism
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| Written by chutneymary |
| Australian Tourism: questions answered These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website. Obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies.....just trying to help: These ques... (3085 more chars) |
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Breakfast At McDonalds
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Author Unknown Submitted by chrizzy This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts! :-) I am a mother of ... (3616 more chars) |
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On Heavenly Grounds!!!
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| Submitted By Alison An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church ... (1554 more chars) |
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Success and what it means to you???
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle Maybe it is time to do a complete rethink and search for the the true meaning of success and what it entails........ An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexic... (2003 more chars) |
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F A M I L Y
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| Written by ashwynfernandes |
| F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, “Oh excuse me please” was my reply, He said, “Please excuse me too; I wasn’t watching for you.” We were very polite... (2044 more chars) |
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The Legend of the 5 Sponges
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| There are 5 sponges lying on your kitchen counter top. Each member of your family has been cleaning up different areas of your home, but all the sponges look the same. You are curious as to what w... (1351 more chars) |
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Perils of Early Day Railway Transport in India
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| Written by Alison |
| Actual letter written by irate traveller Okhil Ch. Sen in 1909 to the Sahibganj Divisional Office, West Bengal, after which train compartments came to have attached toilets. It is now displayed in th... (818 more chars) |
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BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS
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| Written by ashwynfernandes |
| Submitted by chrizzy This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (a... (3767 more chars) |
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nostalgia.
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| Written by chrizzy |
| Submitted by chrizzy A little bit of nostalgia....you might want to pass on to everyone who >> is >> eligible and also those who are not! >> >> To the wonderful kids who were born in In... (5218 more chars) |
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Daddy's Poem
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| Written by Gavin |
| Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.... (3565 more chars) |
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A PRAYER FOR ALL PARENT'S !!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle OH, GOD, MAKE ME A BETTER PARENT Oh, God, make me a better parent. Help me to understand my children, to listen patiently to what they have to say and to answer all their questi... (1293 more chars) |
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PERFECT MISTAKE
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| My mother's father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to some orphanage in China. On his way home, he reached into his... (2485 more chars) |
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Management Lesson
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| Written by ashwynfernandes |
| A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppin... (519 more chars) |
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NuClear Little Johnny
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a co... (703 more chars) |
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God.com
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| Submitted By Alison A Very Meaningful Prayer... Dear Lord, Every single evening As I'm lying in bed, This tiny little Prayer Keeps running through my head: God bless all my family Wherever they... (1049 more chars) |
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English as it's spoken
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| Written by chutneymary |
| By CHRIZZY If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgr... (1884 more chars) |
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New Story - (of) the HARE and the TORTOISE
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| Written by frannoel |
| While this is a bit long-winded, I did indeed find it inspiring. I think it can be applied by everybody, individuals and groups and can apply to the everyday challenges that we face. (Author unknow... (6264 more chars) |
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Woodpecker!!! You'll love this one!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| A Hawaiin woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Hawaiin woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Californian woo... (812 more chars) |
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A farmers tale
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| Written by chutneymary |
| A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster... (1212 more chars) |
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Don't pass wind in bed!!!
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| Written by chutneymary |
| By: Marcelle Or then in all likelihood this may be your story!!!! If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had... (1861 more chars) |
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This is Amazing
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| Moses and the people were in the desert, but what was he going to do with them? They had to be fed, and feeding 2 or 3 million people requires a lot of food. According to the Quartermaster General i... (1746 more chars) |
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Songs for Life!!
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| Written by Tryptophonix |
| Hey all.. I got a question that definitely deserves a serious ponder and then, perhaps an answer if you like. I wanted to know, what song would you have as 'The Song' for your wedding and your funeral... (413 more chars) |
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My Travels - Portugal (Coimbra)
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| Written by painbones |
| This place is great, i like roman and greek art, so when i got here it was just my cup of tea. To see the old roman ruins and walk though the old city is just amazing. Rich in its history and is t... (2825 more chars) |
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Telugu actor singing in English!
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| Written by conradical |
| By Conrad "If you come today. It's too early. If you come tomorrow, it's too late. You pick the time, tick tick tick..." You HAVE to watch this even if it takes a while to load. Hit play, turn th... (91 more chars) |
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Indian Superman and Spider Woman
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| Written by conradical |
| By Conrad. Ok, this one had me on the floor. Superman and Spider Woman. Only Indian Superman will dance as he's flying in the air! |
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Thought of the Day!!!
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| Written by chutneymary |
| Yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. |
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The Gift
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| Written by chutneymary |
| By Rob A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, and after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would stri... (1407 more chars) |
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Minute Management Courses 1 2 3
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| Written by chutneymary |
| Minute Management Courses 1 2 3 Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answ... (1765 more chars) |
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Duties of wives ... Sorry.... could not resist!!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to... (1076 more chars) |
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Woe Men!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took ou... (987 more chars) |
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Would You Adam & Eve it?
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Ad... (782 more chars) |
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Why Women Cry Easily!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav One day, a young boy asked his mom. "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman" she told him. "I don't understand ," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but th... (1626 more chars) |
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Men!!! Guts... Contd...:-)
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said,... (2093 more chars) |
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Traffic In India ( Gags )
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| Written by Monique |
| This is for all those people who love to travel down memory lane and who simply love the hustling and bustling of Indian streets. The below links will sure remind you all of your forgotten days. ... (622 more chars) |
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Need a reason not to look back then.....
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| By: Marcelle Keep reading!! DON'T LOOK BACK As you travel through life there are always those times When decisions just have to be made, When the choices are hard, and solutions seem scarce, And th... (1384 more chars) |
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'Family Fortunes' - The Family Quiz Show
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| Written by Al_pereira |
| By Alison These are toooooooo good to be true.................... but they are!!!!!!!!!! Questions asked on the show 'Family Fortunes', and the contestants' replies... enjoy. Q. Name s... (2677 more chars) |
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Drummer in the making..
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| Written by lyndcosta |
| Submitted by: Lynette D'Costa |
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Castles In Spain
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| Written by edhaliburn |
| Good Olde Nick- Mi Casa Su Casa - By Ed Haliburn The Costa Del Sol, the sunshine coast of southern Spain, is known to Northern Europeans as the ‘California of Europe’ where sun, sea, san... (4753 more chars) |
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Amazing Paper Art
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| By Conrad I saw this awesome paper art where i'ts just a sheet of paper and some guy cut out these awesome pieces of art.. Enjoy! |
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The Spoons!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." Read on... A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to k... (1272 more chars) |
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The Mayonnaise Jar & Two Cups of Coffee!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| By Gav When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember this article and it will bring a smile on your face. A professor stood before h... (2283 more chars) |
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TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER!!
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| Written by marcelle |
| By: Marcelle TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calli... (1388 more chars) |
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LESSONS ON LIFE
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| Written by marcelle |
| There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great dista... (1449 more chars) |
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- The Stranger -
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| By ßëliñdå :-) A few months before I was born, my dad met a stranger who was new to our town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with the enchanting newcomer, and soon invited him to live wit... (2544 more chars) |
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The human camera
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| Written by conradical |
| By Conrad Check out this video of a human camera. He takes a 45 minute Helicopter ride over rome and then draws the arial view of all the streets, the exact number of columns in the ruins, window... (82 more chars) |
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CARL'S GARDEN
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| Written by under_his_wing |
| Carl was a quiet man. He didn't talk much. He would always greet you with a big smile and a firm handshake. Even after living in our neighborhood for over 50 years, no one could really say they knew ... (6677 more chars) |
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Hindsight
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| Written by edhaliburn |
| Hindsight – by Ed Haliburn The undeniable truth is, like all conquerors since the advent of time, the British and others inevitably left behind a residue of progeny, arguably by a... (8254 more chars) |
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COMPUTERS
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| Written by frannoel |
| If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamou... (3724 more chars) |
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CHINESE WHISPERS?
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| Written by frannoel |
| Could this be a typical emergency call out in CHINA? Chinese Whispers!!!!!!!!!! >Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? >Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. >Caller: No, I wan... (836 more chars) |
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Deck Of Cards!!! Inspiring!!!
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| Written by Gavin |
| By: Gav A young soldier was alone in his bunkhouse one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan. It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise. ... (2867 more chars) |
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My Travels - Portugal (Aveiro)
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| Written by painbones |
| Have you had fun in Porto, well its time to leave this little yet serine town and head down south. Come on follow me through the small winding cobble stone streets, onto the highway that will take us... (1499 more chars) |
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Funny!
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| Written by conradical |
| This is hilarious, a friend at work showed this to me and was laughing! |
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My Travels - Portugal (Porto)
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| Written by painbones |
| In October of 2002 i took a trip to the homeland of my ancestors, yeah i am talking about those people who came over by boat to the Indian Sub-continent, They had made the long journey all the way fr... (11778 more chars) |
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In the Cause Of Freedom
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| Written by edhaliburn |
| 2006-09-22 ELLEN JANSEN WATUMULL An Extraordinary Life Forwarded by Ed Haliburn Ed's daughter is married into the Watumull Family and now lives in Honolulu with her husba... (14797 more chars) |
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3rd wedding anniversary
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| Written by conradical |
| September 20th was our 3rd wedding anniversary. So we went out to dinner and then on the way back, stopped for some ice cream and these guys who are standing by the door way are giving out these litt... (583 more chars) |
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