This maybe or is an old one ...but its a refresher and reminder for us all ..get your Vocabulary right man ..this is an extract from an email sent from a friend ...the list never ends ... "Bolly e... (2641 more chars)
A LITTLE BOY WENT UP TO HIS FATHER AND ASKED, "DAD,WHERE DID ALL OF MY INTELLIGENCE COME FROM?THE FATHER REPLIED,"WELL SON, YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE I STILL GOT MINE............... (751 more chars)
(EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL LETTERS SENT TO LANDLORDS)....
THE TOILET IS BLOCKED AND WE CANNOT BATHE THE CHILDREN UNTIL IT IS CLEARED......
I WANT SOME REPAIRS DONE TO MY STOVE AS IT HAS BACKFIRED AND B... (686 more chars)
HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK.
HOW DO YOU CATCH ... (264 more chars)
cocktail lounge,Norway-LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.....information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner,Japan- COOLES AND HEATES,IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YO... (445 more chars)
1.YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY,YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY."I`M VERY RICH "MARRY ME!".....THAT`S DIRECT MARKETING.
2.YOU`RE AT A PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL.ONE OF YOUR... (1021 more chars)
ATOM BOMB-An invention made to end allinventions......................
CIGARETTE-A pinch of tobacco rolled into paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other........................................ (932 more chars)
MANY,MANY YEARS AGO,WHEN I WAS TWENTY THREE,I GOT MARRIED TO A WIDOW,PRETTY AS COULD BE......THIS WIDOW HAD A GROWN-UP DAUGHTER,WITH FLOWING HAIR OF RED.MY FATHER FELL IN LOVE WITH HER,AND SOON THE TW... (955 more chars)
THE TROUBLE WITH MARRIAGE IS THAT,WHILE EVERY WOMAN AT HEART IS A MOTHER,EVERY MAN AT HEART IS A BACHELOR..........MARRIAGE IS POPULAR BECAUSE IT COMBINES MAXIMUM OF TEMPTATION WITH THE MAXIMUM OF OPP... (516 more chars)
August 15th HOCKEY MATCH August 15, 2008 (8:00 am - 11:59 pm) (Anglo Events) INDEPENDENCE DAY ANGLO-INDIAN HOCKEY MATCH
Old Bedeans - Melbourne General Meeting February 24, 2008 (2:00 pm - 4:00 pm) (General) General meeting to discuss planning of functions for the rest of the year.
Love Without Borders February 9 (6:00 pm) - February 10 (1:00 am), 2008 (Dances) Join us for an exquisite evening of dinner and dance.
Live Music by 'Blind Fold Test' And DJ Darin
Formal Attire
Door Prizes and others
Early Bird Tickets $35 per person
(Cash Bar)
A night to remember CANBERRA - THE 13th ANNIVERSARY DINNER DANCE October 13, 2007 (6:30 pm - 11:59 pm) (Dances) Venue: Italo Australian Club, 78 Franklin St, Forest, CANBERRA, ACT, AUSTRALIA.
Start Time: 6.30pm.
Dance the night away to the Great music of the Band "EightBalls".
Delectable buffet prepared by C...
oma dance\ October 6, 2007 (7:00 pm - 11:59 pm) (Dances) all oma people landing up for the big show on 6th oct in delhi
