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ONLY MEANT FOR 40 AND ABOVE..... (1 viewing)
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TOPIC: ONLY MEANT FOR 40 AND ABOVE.....
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SHARU (User)
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| ONLY MEANT FOR 40 AND ABOVE..... 2008/08/18 10:40 |
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A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV
FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW OF NOTE
A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN
AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.
MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY FRIEND
AND GIG WAS A JOB FOR THE NIGHTS
NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
AND THAT REALLY MEGA BITES.
AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO.
MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
AND IF YOU HAD A 3 INCH FLOPPY
YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT.
COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING U DID 2 D GARBAGE
NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
AND IF U UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE.
LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
A MOUSEPAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
AND A BACK UP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE.
CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
AND A VIRUS WAS A FLU.
I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN HURT BY A COMPUTER
BUT WHEN THAT HAPPENS..........
THEY'LL WISH THEY WERE DEAD.
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